Poll: Are you older than the internet?
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View poll results: Are you older than the internet?
Yes
43 25%
No
130 75%
Voters: 174.
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#1
To the Internet, who is 20 years old today!

Added is todays question, are you older than the internet?
#3
Hah-Pee Burth Dei Intrawebzz
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R.I.P Ean.

Are there any other members of Lynyrd Skynyrd who are dead?
#4
Happy birthday Porn Machine! I got you (well, technically, you got it yourself) a semi-naked model:


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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
Last edited by Zero-Hartman at Mar 13, 2009,
#5
Mate, I'm older than keith richard itself.
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#6
Yes, by nearly 3 years!

Respect your elders, Internet!
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#7
Happy birthday!

You're 6 years older than me, Internet!
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#9
gz net


ed0t: and yes im older than the stupid internetz
People are bastards. Bastardcoated bastards with bastardfilling.
Last edited by Finnepinne at Mar 13, 2009,
#11
No, but I'm way cooler

The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#13
20? It's older than that.

If I go by April 7th 1969, I'm younger.
If I go by January 1st 1983, I'm older.
404: Sig not found.
Last edited by ChrisN at Mar 13, 2009,
#16
Happy birthday internet i got you the first ever microsoft web page...i think
Funky

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you made my day

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bada bing or whatever he's called. EPIC WIN.




Mighty Blades
#18
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#20
Quote by Kensai
These poll results are disturbing...


Agreed, too many young 'uns i tell thee
Funky

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you made my day

Quote by el-ECTRO
bada bing or whatever he's called. EPIC WIN.




Mighty Blades
#21
Quote by JackalUK
To the Internet, who is 20 years old today!

Added is todays question, are you older than the internet?


Are you trying to groom us by finding out our ages jackal?
What is this that stands before me?

Figure in black that points at me...


FUCKETH THINE SELF
#22
Why did you set a time-limit on the poll?
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#23
Sadly, I am only seventeen. Well, eighteen in little more than a month, but still. Twenty? No.
#24
Dont tell him!! He's probably fapping over that right now!

Its a well known fact that all Jackals are actually rapists.
What is this that stands before me?

Figure in black that points at me...


FUCKETH THINE SELF
#25
Happy Birthday Internet!

I thank you for the copious amounts of porn I have enjoyed over the past 5 years.

RULE BRITANNIA
#26
There is only 18 of us!? What the hell!? Im older than the internet by just over half a year.

Happy birthday internet! I would of baked you a cake but I didn't have any eggs!
#27
I'm older than the telegraph.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#28
Older by 5 months .
Happy birthday you sick souls sucking machine!
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#29
Quote by Argonaut
Dont tell him!! He's probably fapping over that right now!

Its a well known fact that all Jackals are actually rapists.


Stop ruining my fun you strap-on salesman
#30
Quote by Argonaut
Dont tell him!! He's probably fapping over that right now!

Its a well known fact that all Jackals are actually rapists.

You're jealous aren't you.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#32
Quote by JackalUK
Stop ruining my fun you strap-on salesman


Oh my you have the softest hands...
What is this that stands before me?

Figure in black that points at me...


FUCKETH THINE SELF
#34
Yeah, I'm way older than the Internet. But I'm not as old as Jackyl58...no one's that old!
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bubbaearl...Man that is...THE SICKEST NAME EVER!!!

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bubbaearl... apparently it's the sickest name ever

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Last edited by bubbaearl at Mar 13, 2009,
#35
Actually Kensai is 67....
What is this that stands before me?

Figure in black that points at me...


FUCKETH THINE SELF
#37
Nearly two years older. Good times.
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#38
The internet, as it happens, is older than the internet. Seeing as I had it in my computer before it turned into the widespread phenomenon it is today, both I and the internet is older than the internet.
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bobby, I've got poutine in my urethra


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#40
Quote by Argonaut
Actually Kensai is 67....


Quote by thedude051
bubbaearl...Man that is...THE SICKEST NAME EVER!!!

Quote by Stress Cow
bubbaearl... apparently it's the sickest name ever

Are you over 30?
Probably not, but if you are, click HERE.
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