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this is what i saw in an english newspaper, i think its absolulty stupid.


"over 128 people had to phone 999 (911) because they were trapped in beds, baths or chairs because they were too fat to free themselves"

Discuss, opinions?
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#3
Quote by RPGoof
Fat people caused 911?
I don't think America is spending billions to defend against terrorists if they are fat asses.


. i didnt mean it like that
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#4
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**** fat people.
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#9
that made my report card pain go away
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#10
my brothers fat and i insult him all the time lol
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#12
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my brothers fat and i insult him all the time lol
fat people will only be useful once melted down into industrial lubricant.

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#13
i assume you live in America
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**** fat people.


no way, fucking fat people is the last thing you would want to do.
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this is what i saw in an english newspaper, i think its absolulty stupid.


"over 128 people had to phone 999 (911) because they were trapped in beds, baths or chairs because they were too fat to free themselves"

Discuss, opinions?


So your mum has to call 999 (911) all the time then?


ZING!


Only joking TS
#16
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i assume you live in America

Naturally, that's why he's reading an English newspaper.

DERP.


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no way, fucking fat people is the last thing you would want to do.

Screwing a 200 pound woman is like screwing three 60 pound women, isn't it? If so, Oprah is an orgy by herself. Hawt.
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#17
I don't think some people are fat because all they do is eat, but it's a combination of being lazy, AND eating. That's pathetic. Either they get liposuction, surgery, OR they get up themselves and work out. (But I'd rather get the liposuction or the surgery first then exercise)
I'm glad I'm skinny so I won't be tied to a wheelchair or stuck in bed everyday.
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#18
Quote by TheQuailman
Naturally, that's why he's reading an English newspaper.

DERP.


You can buy some British newspapers in the UK....


only in certain places though, and they're usually a few days old
#19
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I thought you meant they were changing the american police-number from 911 to 999 because obese people can't push certain telephone buttons or something... Wow. What a relief.

That's what I thought when I read the thread title.

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#20
Quote by TheQuailman
Naturally, that's why he's reading an English newspaper.

DERP.


Screwing a 200 pound woman is like screwing three 60 pound women, isn't it? If so, Oprah is an orgy by herself. Hawt.


Don't forget he actually acknowledged that not all countries use the same systems and stuff by saying "999 (911)"

Oh and if he was American it would be "911" and no 999 to be found.
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#21
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Fat people caused 911?
I don't think America is spending billions to defend against terrorists if they are fat asses.

I'M BACK IN THE SADDLE
#22
Quote by TheQuailman
Naturally, that's why he's reading an English newspaper.

DERP.


Screwing a 200 pound woman is like screwing three 60 pound women, isn't it? If so, Oprah is an orgy by herself. Hawt.




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#23
Quote by Moggan13
You can buy some British newspapers in the UK....


only in certain places though, and they're usually a few days old

Well, I can buy English newspapers here, too, but why would I? It's all in English and the people in the pictures are ugly.


Eh, I better get out of here before I run into any trouble...
#24
nah i am in the UK, and yes i do reconise that most of u lot use 911
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#25
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Well, I can buy English newspapers here, too, but why would I? It's all in English and the people in the pictures are ugly.


Eh, I better get out of here before I run into any trouble...


It's our teeth isn't it? God-Damn you Yanks and your perfectly bleached teeth! Damn YouUUUuuu!!! (Sips Tea with 3 sugars in it)....DAMN YOUUU!
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It's our teeth isn't it? God-Damn you Yanks and your perfectly bleached teeth! Damn YouUUUuuu!!! (Sips Tea with 3 sugars in it)....DAMN YOUUU!

Yah, it's the teeth. Or lack of, for that matter.

And I'm no Yank!
#28
Quote by Moggan13
So your mum has to call 999 (911) all the time then?


ZING!


Only joking TS



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#30
Quote by TheQuailman
Yah, it's the teeth. Or lack of, for that matter.

And I'm no Yank!


Then what are you???!!


Also, this thread reminds me off that episode of the Simpsons:

"You have dialled an incorrect number, as your fingers are too fat. To order a special dialling wand, smush your hand across the keys. Now."
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Quote by Moggan13
Then what are you???!!


Also, this thread reminds me off that episode of the Simpsons:

"You have dialled an incorrect number, as your fingers are too fat. To order a special dialling wand, smush your hand across the keys. Now."

I is ze German!

And lol, I remember that episode.
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You can buy some British newspapers in the UK....


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#35
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#36
they shouldn't respond to the call so that the fat people have to stay stuck wherever they are and live off of their fat until they lose enough fat that they aren't stuck anymore and can get off their less fat asses
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#37
That Cheer Me Up thank you ts
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#38
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That Cheer Me Up thank you ts


Your very welcome
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#39
Why do people stereotype America anyways? We're a 300 million plus country in population, stereotyping us is like stereotyping some other huge group, like Judaism, 20 times over.
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Why do people stereotype America anyways? We're a 300 million plus country in population, stereotyping us is like stereotyping some other huge group, like Judaism, 20 times over.


TS wasnt stereotyping America, especially as it was in a BRITISH newspaper.
But stereotypeing (is that the correct term?) happens everywhere, but i see what you mean about the America thing, people always associate America with fat.
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