#1
I bought a hair cutting machine so it could help me shave faster and easily but when I'm about to use it for the 1st time on my parts, the thing sounds like it could pierce a tank, dammit
#2
Great indeed!
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#6
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oh no?
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#12
Quote by NinjaSlayHuman
Hair cutting machine?

... Do you mean a razor?




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#14
no.
hope.
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#16
well it certainly does suck
Originally Posted by Chromeproguitar
they make horrible noises in the middle of the night (is it sex?)

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I guess she's pretty hot if you're into that "having a good music video, but not better than Beyonce's" kind of thing...
#17
So that hair removal lotion really works? I saw it on tv once thought it didnt worked.
#19
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#20
Quote by thewho65
Are you talking about a Flowbee?



Holy tits I want one
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#22
Quote by thewho65
Don't, it'll make your hair an instant pompadour.


EDIT: On second thought...


I want it even more now
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A doctor with a mustache
#23
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