Poll: HAve you Ever given/recieved a "Pressed Ham"
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View poll results: HAve you Ever given/recieved a "Pressed Ham"
Given yes, Recieved Yes
3 3%
Given Yes, Recieved No
8 8%
No
78 75%
Fart on me please :cheers:
15 14%
Voters: 104.
#1
So pit, have you ever given a "Pressed Ham"?

For those who don't know what it is, it's when you press your butt against someone's face and let a fart go.

Yes? No? Stories?
#3
Anyone who does this to me will get a punch in the face. I mean come on, who the **** in their right minds would think that is funny? It is unsanitary and will get you punched in the face.
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#5
No, i usually don't go around pressing my face to random bottoms and sniff for chocolate fairies.
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#8
No.


EDIT- ye......no.
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#9
I had to spend the night in a bed with my friend who had spent the entire previous day farting, and it smelled.

My revenge:
At 5 a.m. I moved a little, so my buttocks were about three inches from his face, and let one go. I had no idea that I was going to wake everyone else in the house though. My friend got sick, and we all laughed at him.
So to answer your question, no, not really...
#11
Because everybody loves pink eye.
No, I'd rather get pink eye from other people having it than getting shat in my face.
#12
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I had to spend the night in a bed with my friend who had spent the entire previous day farting, and it smelled.

My revenge:
At 5 a.m. I moved a little, so my buttocks were about three inches from his face, and let one go. I had no idea that I was going to wake everyone else in the house though. My friend got sick, and we all laughed at him.
So to answer your question, no, not really...


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#13
no, but my nephew did that once to my dog (dont ask) and bout 10 second later my dog puked- that was funny
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#15
god i love the pit
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#16
nay for both.. but I've seen them given.
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#17
No, and if someone ever tried I'd rape them with a knife until they promised never to commit such tom assery again.... If that makes sense....
#18
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no, but my nephew did that once to my dog (dont ask) and bout 10 second later my dog puked- that was funny


thats epic
#19
Fart on me please
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#20
a person I know did it to his sleeping brother right as he was inhaling in his sleep. What a way to wake up huh?
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#21
Nope.

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#24
that's how you get pink eye
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#25
^ And cancer.
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#28
I have seen them given... one of my freinds did that to another freind while he was sleeping, and he woke up and puked. it was great, except for the fact that we had to sleep in that cabin the rest of the night. (we were camping.)
#29
No?

For the love of god, who thinks that that kinda thing is funny, at all?

It's stupid, and I would probably kick the person who did it in the balls
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#30
I tried once, but it didn't quite work out.

Which reminds me -- is it technically still a Cleveland Steamer if you're wearing sweatpants and no turds are being dropped on people's chests but some oily brownish residu leaks through the pants and leaves a skidmark?
Just curious.
#31
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I tried once, but it didn't quite work out.

Which reminds me -- is it technically still a Cleveland Steamer if you're wearing sweatpants and no turds are being dropped on people's chests but some oily brownish residu leaks through the pants and leaves a skidmark?
Just curious.


As long as it is cold enough that the skidmark is steaming off of his chest then yes.
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#34
I thought pressing ham was just putting your ass on someone. Did Rob and Big lie to me? D:
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