#1
Well, this thread will be for everything's bigger in texas jokes and shoops.

I'll start -

My friend was concerned about his penis size when he and his girlfriend were gonna have sex for the first time. I told him to taker her to texas, you'll both be happier. He asked why. I simply laughed and told him: " Stop wasting my time and go to ****ing texas."

now it's your turn - GO!
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#2
I was born in Texas. Does that mean my dick is always bigger everywhere?
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#3
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My friend was concerned about his penis size when he and his girlfriend were gonna have sex for the first time. I told him to taker her to texas, you'll both be happier. He asked why. I simply laughed and told him: " Stop wasting my time and go to ****ing texas."


I don't get it
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#4
If everything is bigger in Texas, it wouldn't change anything because you'd be bigger along with everything else. Your feet would be bigger but you wouldn't notice because you shoes would be bigger too. The houses would be bigger but you'd still think they are the same size because you are bigger as well.

His penis would be bigger but so would his girlfriend so it would be practically the same.
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#5
I fail at threads. thank god I'm not in texas. my fail would be bigger.
also please just ignore relativity? god
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#7
this is why you have sex on the border, him on the Texas side, her on the oklahoma/newmexico/louisiana/any other state bordering texas side
#8
that's a lie. texan brains are way smaller
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this is why you have sex on the border, him on the Texas side, her on the oklahoma/newmexico/louisiana/any other state bordering texas side


Ah! I didn't think of that. Touché mon frère.
#10
My penis still isn't any bigger than when I came back from California >
#11
Quote by guitardude34875
this is why you have sex on the border, him on the Texas side, her on the oklahoma/newmexico/louisiana/any other state bordering texas side


He'd be bigger but his penis is still in her, on the "small" side of the border, still being small and look even smaller in comparison to his now enlarged body.
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#12
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that's a lie. texan brains are way smaller

I deal with them every day, and I have to agree with this statement.

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