How to start a conversation with a girl you've never talked to before

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#1
So after my gf left me, I relized being lonely sucks. I want to find someone else but all the girls I'm freinds with are taken. So whats the best way to get a conversation going. I'm gunna go ahead and say it now "I cum blood" just to get that out of the way. You guys got any suggestions?
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#3
You have to tease and hit her so she's aware you like her.
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#4
yeah teasing helps everytime. I personally stick their hair in paste.
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#5
Say something really abstract.
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#6
"Surprise!"
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#9
no need for conversation


dick in a box
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#10
I hate this class... Glad the weather's picking up, i hate snow... that kid's over there is a douche. You know, just say something negative, but relatable.
#11
"Hey do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"

"Uh...no..."

"Me neither, but it breaks ice. Hi, I'm ____."


Will this work?


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#12
how does "hi, I'm ... how's it going?" tickle your fancy?
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#13
This is probably the only way:
Hi, i'm Mike, i'm a 15 year old small town working boy who is easliy relaxed by playing guitar. I try to play at least 30mins every day and work for every peice of gear i own. Do you like scrabble?
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#14
I'm going to say something really crazy here, don't think I'm a lunatic for it; "Hi, I'm <insert name here>."

After that you'll have a bunch of options to continue with, like in a bar you could say: "Can I buy you something to drink?" or "Is this seat taken?" Just be yourself (unless yourself means hitting girls and sticking their hair in paste...), girls did that kind of stuff.
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This is probably the only way:
Hi, i'm Mike, i'm a 15 year old small town working boy who is easliy relaxed by playing guitar. I try to play at least 30mins every day and work for every peice of gear i own. Do you like scrabble?

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#16
"Hey, i like those shoes."

"Oh, thank you!"

"No problem, they look really good on you."


And just keep saying the same shit over and over again, but just re-word your words every time so she doesn't notice. She's not really paying attention to what your saying anyway, she just wants to hear your compliments and she wants your attention on her.
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#19
I'm gonna say paste is the best idea so far, but dick in a box are good and "it ain't gonna suck itself" are both wonderful ideas.
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#20
get your ass out, stick a party horn in your asshole and fart in her face.

way to introduce yourself.
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#21
alternatively, "does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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#23
"Hey, did it hurt?"

"What?"

"When I sedated and anally violated you."
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#26
"Hello there, lemme introduce myself:

I'm just a small town boyoy
Livin' in a lonely world
I took the midnight train
Goin' anywhere

Ah , lemme guess, you're just a city girl
Born and raised in South Detroit
You didn't take the midnight train
Goin' anywhere"

Meh for real, I freaking don't know what to say... I'm the kinda of guy that never started a convo of his life.
#27
-Say "hey check this out"
-Do a barrel roll
-She'll have her clothes off by the time you're done
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#28
If simply saying "hi" isn't your cup of tea, try pulling a reverse Demitri Martin: walk up to a girl and say "oh i'm sorry, i thought you were somebody else". Then go on like "well i guess you are somebody else, so i might as well talk to you".
It probably won't work, but at least you'll have a laugh doing it.
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"Hey, did it hurt?"

"What?"

"When I sedated and anally violated you."



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"Hi, my name is anusfan. If you don't use anusol, then fuck you!"
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"Hi, my name is anusfan. If you don't use anusol, then fuck you!"

I prefer to use 'Fire in the Hole'.
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he's got the fire and the fury,
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well you don't have to worry,
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#31
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alternatively, "does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

i second this notion.

also the guy who tried to paraphrase journey, YOU GOT IT WRONG **** OFF

sorry.
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#32
alternatively
"Hey, what're you out of the kitchen for?"
or if you're in a kitchen:
"Hey wanna make a sandwich for me? I'm not gonna eat it, just rub it in your face and make you clean up the mess."
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I just watched a turtle rape a shoe, and must admit I slightly enjoyed it.

I feel dirty
#33
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You have to tease and punch her in the face so she's aware you like her.



Fixed.
#34
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If simply saying "hi" isn't your cup of tea, try pulling a reverse Demitri Martin: walk up to a girl and say "oh i'm sorry, i thought you were somebody else". Then go on like "well i guess you are somebody else, so i might as well talk to you".
It probably won't work, but at least you'll have a laugh doing it.


I did this. It was lulzworthy.

Hey! -instert random girls name here-! *GLOMP and/or GROPE*... wait... you're not -instert name #1 here-... well... uhm... hi.. I'm -instert your name here-, nice to meet you..




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#35
I'll help u out. I don't tell most people my secret but here's my pickup line

Just walk up and say "did u know pigs can't look up?"
Works everytime ( most of the time )
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#36
nice shoes


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#37
Watch most recent episode of Desperate Housewives, the following Monday, approach attractive girl, quote; "So,...Desperate Housewives?" their emphatic reply will guarantee at least an hour of conversation. Be sure to watch Gossip Girl as a backup incase their Desperate Housewive viewing is insufficient
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#38
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Just walk up and say "did u know pigs can't look up?"
Works everytime ( most of the time )



But they can.

TS, usually when I'm starting a convo I like to pick it up with something along the lines of "Hey." From there you can continue to compliment her on her clothes/hairstyle as well as possibly even introducing yourself. From here, your possibilities are endless. Just have a conversation with her, be yourself (assuming of course that yourself doesn't suck). Remember, girls are people, too... Kinda.
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#39
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-Say "hey check this out"
-Do a barrel roll
-She'll have her clothes off by the time you're done

aw man haven't heard a good barrel roll joke in ages!

but yeah TS.. be confident(not over confident and randy..) but just say hi and think of random.question. game.. hopefully work like a charm..
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#40
My personal favourite: "So, what kind of pie d'you like?"

It's a fantastic conversation starter, and can provide useful information for the future
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