#2
wut?
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#4
Must...... resist...... pear.........
#57 in UG Top 100 2010!

I really ought to get my username changed...
#5
Must
Not
Pear
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Oh i lol'd quite a lot. Internets to you Normul. Normul you are the funniest man on all the internets. I would gladly make dirty lovin' to Normul all night long. Normul is the reason I breath. Normul
#7
I dunno, just every so often i get this advert at the top of UG, it's only been happening today, and it just bleeps and bleeps until you refresh, it's getting very annoying...
#8
it's a banner saying im the 10 000th visitor and it beeps constantly.
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Haha, owned!
U win fender.


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teacher- Some slave owners would fight duels using their slaves
Me- So, sort of like Pokemon with people..Black man, I choose you!
#9
very much so
I sat next to a nun on the bus once, she said hi

Twitter: @Pikey_P - wise words right there.
#10
Yes
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Tie her up and drive her into some woods, pour petrol over her and then ask her if she wants you back.


Anyone in Birmingham, England meet up for a Jam?


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My hand gave me a handjob



Won't give me a f*cking blowjob though
#11
Already been a thread on it!
Sorry dude.

*reported*

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#12
Is that what that fucking beeping noise is?

I thought I was hearing things.
"We must become members of a new race, overcoming petty prejudice, owing our ultimate allegiance not to nations, but to our fellow men within the human community."
- H.I.M Haile Selassie I
#14
Oh, that's what that was. Yeah, I hate these. Do advertizers really think anyone's going to click on the link, instead of just refreshing the page?
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Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

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wtf290 uses make bubbles feel like crap
Its super effective!
#15
get google chrome, adblocker script !
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.