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#1
Hey Pit.
Okay, heres the deal. I'm chilling with my friend, and his brother is being the biggest prick around. He's old enough to know better, so we need some ideas on how to scare the crap out of him tonight.

His last attempt was hiding in his bathroom and jumping out as I was getting into bed. Unfortunately, he opened the door, closed it, opened it slowly, closed it again, and then popped out, so his attack wasn't effective.

Anyways, so we're gonna scare the crap outta him. Any ideas?

tl;dr- my friend's brother is an asshole. Ideas are needed to scare him tonight.

Edit: inb4 rape. buttsex, kill him etc
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#4
he's almost 11
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#6
we're hoping to do this tonight. i dont think he'll be eating cornflakes
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#9
Brush any pubic hairs you may have with his toothbrush you wont get punished and youll still get the satisfaction of being a true asshole
#10
Ok, here's what you're going to do. When he goes to sleep tonight, go out to the power box thing, and turn everything off. Then glue/duck tape/cement the doors from the outside so he can't leave. Then to wake him up, get a big branch and scrape it against his window for a couple of seconds. Then listen to his screams as he tries to escape the house.


I've actually done that by the way. Was pretty funny. We set up cameras and everything. I got some good footage of my friend screaming and banging on doors, trying to get out. We kept calling his phone and he was really spooked.
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#11
Like its almost 2 a.m.


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#12
Put a bunch of bars of soap in a pillow case, and when he's sleeping, walk in there, and beat the sh*t outta him
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#14
Step 1: Pick up steel tray and stand by door
Step 2: Call him over
Step 3: Hit him with tray as he walks into the room
Step 4: Laugh
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#15
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Give him a blowjob.

Guaranteed to scare the living jizz outta him.

literally
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#16
show him an example of how to be mature, by not taking revenge and being mature?
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#17
Set his pants on fire.

Or get him suspended from his school. And when I say suspended, I mean by his underwear on the flagpole.
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#18
Sneak in and put a Batman in front of his face, then wake up him.
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#19
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show him an example of how to be mature, by not taking revenge and being mature?



I doubt that would actually work with an 11 year old. idk though
#21
Either touch his penis, or have sex with him. Then, when he's 30 and you're 31, you can laugh at him having nightmares and therapy sessions because of the homosexual repressed memories.


Or you could not be a douche and just ignore him.
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#22
Lie down in a room with the light off covered in ketchup mixed with a bit of water and wait until he walks in.
#23
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Lie down in a room with the light off covered in ketchup mixed with a bit of water and wait until he walks in.


Then after he gets scared enough, get up slowly and start chewing on his head.
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#24
Lock him in the basement with a serial child rapist.

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#25
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Hey Pit.
Okay, heres the deal. I'm chilling with my friend, and his brother is being the biggest prick around. He's old enough to know better, so we need some ideas on how to scare the crap out of him tonight.

His last attempt was hiding in his bathroom and jumping out as I was getting into bed. Unfortunately, he opened the door, closed it, opened it slowly, closed it again, and then popped out, so his attack wasn't effective.

Anyways, so we're gonna scare the crap outta him. Any ideas?

tl;dr- my friend's brother is an asshole. Ideas are needed to scare him tonight.

Edit: inb4 rape. buttsex, kill him etc


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thanks
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B==WD~~~


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I squinted my eyes and said "Where is your god now"



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#27
take a crap in the tank of his toilet so when he goes to flush.....ew
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#28
I bet Hitler would be a huge Kraftwerk fan.

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#29
He's 11?

Wreck his Pokémon cards and pee in his Sunny D.

Milk.... Water... Grape stuff.... Sunny D?! AWESOME!!!!
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#31
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we're hoping to do this tonight. i dont think he'll be eating cornflakes


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#32
dress up as the grim reaper. walk into his room in the middle of the night, wake him up and tell him, "its time to go for a walk".
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#33
Throw his punk ass down the stairs.
Punch his punk ass in the face.
Kick him in his punk ass.

Or, wait for his next dick move, then just laugh at it. I mean, seriously, TS. Your little brother is jealous of your friend. Your friend's little brother is jealous of you (as it would seem after noticing my failure). Isn't that cute? (That's good enough to make him go away, I think.)

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#34
If he's got a bed with room underneath then both of you lie under his bed till hes gone into it. Then once he's in bed each put one hand up and both grab him across the top of the bed he'll be scared ****less
#35
lock him somewhere where no one can hear him and leave him there til morning
(basement, cellar,attic, bathroom etc.)
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#36
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Throw his punk ass down the stairs.
Punch his punk ass in the face.
Kick him in his punk ass.

Hmmmm... I'm sensing some sarcasm here....

Could it be that you don't , in fact, think he should

A) Throw his punk ass down the stairs
B) Punch his punk ass in the face
or
C) Kick him in aformentioned punk ass?
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#37
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lock him somewhere where no one can hear him and leave him there til morning
(basement, cellar,attic, bathroom etc.)



Do this but pretend it's a kidnapping and lock him in someone elses gouse etc.
#38
keep hiding behind doors and scaring him... eventually you can stop because he will expect you and after about 5 doors, go again
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