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#1
As the title states, if you were to reflect upon your life and give it a movie name, what what you call it?


Douglas Does Dallas


haha yah i know, thats lame
#3
Your life sucks and mine doesn't.
Starring Jackal58.
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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#5
did you really just make this thread to say that ?
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When you're climaxing shout:


'Show me where you're mother lives!'

See if that puts her off.

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Get some 80s porn, you laugh a little, you jizz a little, it's a fun time.
#6
a mixture of waynes world 2, girls gone wild, and lord of the rings...


freakin intense
Be still my heart, I hear your back cracking...


...sounds like music to me
#8
Instantly Denied: The Insane Story of a Man led down the Wrong path.
"We were one among the fence"
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You have no idea how many mornings my dad has woken up to me in my underroos rocking out in the morning...on a mission...A MISSION TO ROOOOCCCCKKKKK!!!!!
#12
Quote by jakewynnrocks
a mixture of waynes world 2, girls gone wild, and lord of the rings...


freakin intense


the fellowship of the ring: gone wild 2?

mhmm
Last edited by xstax981 at Mar 13, 2009,
#13
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
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Denny Crane.

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touche vman, touche

mate. feed. kill. repeat.
#14
Quote by xstax981
the fellowship of the ring: gone wild 2?

mhmm


actually, its return of waynes girls 2.

EDIT: unrated version
Be still my heart, I hear your back cracking...


...sounds like music to me
#15
South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.


...my life is screwed up.

I write songs.
YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THEM
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#16
American Gangster
Rig:
MIM Fender Strat

Vox V847A Wah
Dunlop JH-F1 Fuzz Face
Boss DS-1
Ibanez Tube Screamer TS9 x2!!!
Boss Passive A/B Box
Boss BF-3 Flanger
Boss Volume Pedal

Marshall 4203 Artist 30Watt Tube
Epiphone Electar Tube 30
#17
one giant cluster **** - the life and times of hazy
IM THE DEVIL I LOVE METAL


0_o - Jim - Booked In To Get More Piercings says:
god i love the pit
1/2 says:
I bought maternity jeans LMFAO
#18
Quote by deathbyriley
did you really just make this thread to say that ?

Yes he did.
You moving to Dallas?
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#19
Quote by deathbyriley
did you really just make this thread to say that ?


No lol, I was talking to my friend and he said something about his story of life, so I thought it'd be a fun idea to make on the UG forums.
#20
Backdoors Only: Cowboy Christmas Special II.
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I love taking a nice dip of some horse shit, so good.
#21
i'll be back when salinger finally forks over the rights and lets a movie be made. cliche, i know


My mind is going. I can feel it.
#22
Quote by Jackal58
Yes he did.
You moving to Dallas?



Actually, might as well. Who knows maybe I can make my own porn film there and become big...if you know what I mean
#27
Decision and Dysphoria
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#28
if i had a movie id call it
The Extraordinarily Mundane Life of Jonsin
#30
To Here Knows When


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#32
Bill And Ted's Bogus Journey
Guitars:
-Gibson Les Paul Custom Shop Silverburst (Invader/'59)
-Ovation ApplauseAE44II Elite Black Acoustic


Amps/Cabs
-Peavey 6505+ Head
Orange PPC2x12 Cab Black
-Behringer Ultracoustic ACX450 1x8 Acoustic Combo


Wayyyyy too many effects pedals...
#33
Quote by imdeth
2 Hours of Imdeth On UG.

2 hours? How many suns could you destroy with your crotch in 2 hours?

EDIT:

Well, according to tales of Imdeth part 1, you can destroy an average sun in 4 frames. Leaving 1 frame for rest, that means 5 frames for a full cycle of sun-destruction.

If films are played at 25 frames per second, that means you destroy 5 suns a second.

In one hour there are 3600 seconds, so in 2 there are 7200. So in 2 hours you would be able to destroy 7200x5 suns = 36,000

36,000 f**king suns!
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Last edited by entity0009 at Mar 13, 2009,
#34
Quote by entity0009
2 hours? How many suns could you destroy with your crotch in 2 hours?

EDIT:

Well, according to tales of Imdeth part 1, you can destroy an average sun in 4 frames. Leaving 1 frame for rest, that means 5 frames for a full cycle of sun-destruction.

If films are played at 25 frames per second, that means you destroy 5 suns a second.

In one hour there are 3600 seconds, so in 2 there are 7200. So in 2 hours you would be able to destroy 7200x5 suns = 36,000

36,000 f**king suns!




You may now throw away your old beliefs and bow down to me.

Now, shoop me a sandwich.
#35
Quote by imdeth


You may now throw away your old beliefs and bow down to me.

Now, shoop me a sandwich.

A sandwich? Don't you want something with more protein?


(I admit, I did this 45 minutes ago and I have been waiting for the opportunity to post it)
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#37
Quote by entity0009
A sandwich? Don't you want something with more protein?
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(I admit, I did this 45 minutes ago and I have been waiting for the opportunity to post it)




Man, your shoops are gold. I'm gonna have to save that.
#38
Emo Child and the Kingdom of Negativity
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Your guitar will be infinite. Far over 9000.


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