#1
A girl you sort of know through school but u havent talked to
(I have seen her around and stuff and we both know who we are like rep wise... if that makes sense)
but she randomly got my number txted me and said lets ****.
let me add...
she is ****ING gorgeous.
but im not exactly desperate for sex so...
hmm...
what would u do?
aha
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#5
Um do her? That's the obvious solution.
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#7
If I were you I'd give me her number.
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#8
I would think that it wasn't her, since it was a text, and it's just someone fucking with you to see if you fall for it.

No sexytime for you.
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#9
Shit?

I dunno, I'm not much for pooping with a woman.
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#11
aha but the thing is like
i get pussy so its not like i need it... ill probably give her a try tho ;]
#12
1. Someone could of got a hold of her phone and texted you, as a joke. (always happens at my school)


2. If not, do it for the pit, tap that bitch.
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#13
and it was her a talked to her over phone and ****...
its really her,she said so, believe me, at my school if u tryed to **** with someone that way like u would get ur ass kicked so damn fast, cuz its a small school and everyone knows everyone pretty much
#14
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I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it's a joke, buuuut if you're not friends with her call her and be like when where why?


Fixed.
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#15
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1. Someone could of got a hold of her phone and texted you, as a joke. (always happens at my school)


2. If not, do it for the pit, tap that bitch.

for the pit!!!
lol more like
for my dick!!!
#16
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A girl you sort of know through school but u havent talked to
(I have seen her around and stuff and we both know who we are like rep wise... if that makes sense)
but she randomly got my number txted me and said lets ****.
let me add...
she is ****ING gorgeous.
but im not exactly desperate for sex so...
hmm...
what would u do?
aha


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#17
ask when & where
take a gun with you, so if its a prank you win in the end
i mean uhh
exercise good decision making skills

if your beleivably doable
then assume she's serious or flirting
if a girl like her wouldnt normally talk to you
then assume its a cruel joke
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#18
Stick it in her pooper.


On second thought, butt secks is nasty. It gets poop all over your dick. Go vaginal.
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#19
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aha but the thing is like
i get pussy so its not like i need it... ill probably give her a try tho ;]


god dammit, i hate it when people say this.

if you have the ability, don't go around saying "oh, i'm too high and mighty because i don't need any more of it". for fuck's sake, she's hot and she says she wants you. what do you need? a written invitation?


... well, to be fair, he did get a written invitation, but still...

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#20
lol he has gotten roped in
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#21
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I would think that it wasn't her, since it was a text, and it's just someone fucking with you to see if you fall for it.

No sexytime for you.

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