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#1
Play along children.

So, someone drugs you... kidnaps you etc. you wake up to find yourself in immense pain. someone has nailed your penis to a table.

As soon as you become lucid, the person laughs and says... "decision time" and then lights the room on fire.

Let's assume you cannot remove the nail... its in too far; and you have no tools.

What do you do? If you try to leave the room, you rip the nail through the rest of your penis... if you stay, you die.

Go.
#2
This sounds like a good plot for a movie.
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#3
So I get to chose between dying and no penis?

I'd falcon punch that guy who drugged me.
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#5
I would start a dance party. Everyone knows a nailed-penis will become free when there is a dance party.
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#6
Die. My poor, poor manhood.
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#9
Probably force myself a boner, so the immense blood pressure in my wang would pop the nail clean out!
#10
Where does burning alive come into it?


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#11
You could just remove your thumb and doctors can somehow make it your penis. It actually happened to some guy before. I can't remember the story though..
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#12
I don't think I'd need to worry too much about someone nailing my penis to a table. You can't lose something that's not there.
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#13
It's a no-win situation.
You either burn or die of massive blood loss
ERADICATE THIS DISEASE



Because it's killing me.
#16
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Probably force myself a boner, so the immense blood pressure in my wang would pop the nail clean out!

This man may be onto something...
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nice discovery, sir.


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#17
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I don't think I'd need to worry too much about someone nailing my penis to a table. You can't lose something that's not there.

I was thinking the same thing lol
#18
Did anyone else think of Saw?
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#21
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You have a nail in your penis. Any blood going into it is definitely going to spew out the top like Moby Dick



It's such a lightning fast rush of blood though... like a geyser!
#22
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Did anyone else think of Saw?

Read first post.
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#24
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Pick up the table and run out.


This.


Probably the best answer yet.
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#25
Would that "someone" happen to be ZanasCross?
<_<

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ERADICATE THIS DISEASE



Because it's killing me.
#27
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Would you like some of my... drink?

This guy seems legit
ERADICATE THIS DISEASE



Because it's killing me.
#28
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This sounds like a good plot for a movie.

Yeah, someone should make a movie about this. 5, in fact.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#29
maibe pick table up and try get out the house or try and break table?
edit:probs shoulda read the whole thread be reply. lol
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#31
i would try to rip it upwards, that way there is just a hole in it, instead of it being like torn in half
#32
I think you got issues..
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#33
Is ZanasCross drunk again?
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#35
Well, assuming that this did happen to me (which would be very, very unfortunate) I would probably brace myself for the pain, tear off my shirt in order to fashion a tourniquet, and rip myself free, trying to stop the bleeding of what was once my reproductive organ.

Then, like a bad action movie, I would seek revenge, undoubtedly having to wade through gallons of spilled henchman blood in the process of finding the man who robbed me of my manhood!

Hey, it beats burning to death!
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#37
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No he's just...

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#38
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LOL, did I miss an epic thread?

you certainly did, friend.
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