#1
Insipred by ZanasCross's thread.

I remember this internet site from a few years ago.

www.youmustchoose.com

Let's get a game going. Answer the above You Must Choose, and then ask your own.

You're driving you're car on a freeway with only 2 lanes. You can't drive out of the lane thanks to a barrier and you can't slow down because the breaks are cut. On the left lane there is your mother standing there, on the right it's your girlfriend.

Who do you kill?


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Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
Last edited by thanksgiving at Mar 14, 2009,
#2
Right side, I don't have a girlfriend.

Your right nut or your left nut?
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#3
Left nut.

You could save your fathers life, but only if you slept with your mother.

Do you do it?


Quote by Våd Hamster
Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#4
No.

A Gibson Les Paul used by Jimmy Page or a Gibson SG used by Tony Iommi?
MY MUSIC!

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#6
****ting. it's easier.

Do you kill a child to cure diseases or keep alive so the world suffers.
#8
Open the window and shout to ur girlfriend that she and ur mom must step into the same lane.

/thread


But seriously it's a cool thread, I really wouldn't know what I would choose.

The "Re-incarnation of Plato" Award 2009
(most intelligent)
The "Good Samaritan" Award 2009 (most helpful)

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Who's Andy Timmons??
#10
you ruined it a$$hole it was on a role.

cut your hand off or cut your foot off?

saw style.
#11
Foot. I can draw disability then, and do nothing. Ever again.


Death by Fire or Death by Freezing?
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#12
Freezing.

Never watch tv again or never listen to music?


Quote by Våd Hamster
Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#13
Never watch TV again.

Would you rather eat out your girlfriend whilst menstruating or give your grandparents a pee shower? (It's gotta be your pee.)
Last edited by 'Leviathan' at Mar 14, 2009,
#15
I'd much rather eat out my girlfriend and masterbate... I have no idea why anyone would choose otherwise...

Would you rather marry Reva or Elz?

EDIT:

Pee with erection... I need practice.


Quote by Våd Hamster
Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
Last edited by thanksgiving at Mar 14, 2009,
#17
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Who or who?

Also, you can't practice peeing with an erection without SOME REAL PAIN.


yes you can it's never painful for me
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All-riiight.
#18
Back on topic.

Would you rather be a dog or a cat?


Quote by Våd Hamster
Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#19
cat

drown or getting strangled?
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All-riiight.
#20
strangled.

Would you rather live in a pokemon world, or a yugioh world?


Quote by Våd Hamster
Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#22
Duck, he can't tell anyone about it after...

loose your legs, or loose your penis

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#24
Dude, how do you know the site?.... I won't quote, give you the chance to edit. Lol.

Ohh, and drums.

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Jellyfish are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful."
#27
Molested by a donkey, I'd be alive at the end of it and semen wouldn't be anywhere near my face.

Die by falling 1000 metres onto Belgium, or by having Belgium fall 1000 metres onto you?
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#28
having a whole country fall onto me would be cool.

a teaspoon of ear wax or a teaspoon of nose 'crusties'? (not yours)


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#29
Crusties.

The population is dependant on your decision. You could only infertilize your grandmother but your girlfriend can be fertilized by any other guy. Would you do your grandmother, or would you find a guy to do your girlfriend that isn't you?
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#30
Quote by Misticalz
Crusties.

The population is dependant on your decision. You could only infertilize your grandmother but your girlfriend can be fertilized by any other guy. Would you do your grandmother, or would you find a guy to do your girlfriend that isn't you?


thats not much of a choice . well i sure as hell wouldnt do my grandmother. i would just clone myself. duh... lol can you do that?

a world with
no music w/ girls or music w/o girls?
Last edited by metalxshredder at Mar 14, 2009,
#32
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Legs. Then I can star in amputee porn on ****.com

Bass or drums?


*reported*
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Haha, owned!
U win fender.


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#33
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Music without girls.

Get hit by a speeding bus or decapitated by a lawnmower.



hit by bus..

drink a cup of semen. or a cup of menstrial fluid?