#1
So last night I was making my way back to the train station with my friends to go home and all of a sudden, BAM I'm lying on the ground. Apparently two guys just came up from behind us and one of 'em hit me in my left eye. We didn't do anything to provoke them, I didn't even see how many they were or what they looked like 'cause they came from behind us. So apart from a black eye, everything's fine, but it got me thinking...
Have an of you ever experienced anything similar?

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yes last week. some guy put kanye west or something on the juke box at our pub and i like jokingly shouted boooooo. next thing i new i was on zeeeee floor
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How could they punch you in the face from behind?

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How could they punch you in the face from behind?

Well I didn't see the incident as it happened so quickly, but either they hit me from the side, or they elbowed me...
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Well I didn't see the incident as it happened so quickly, but either they hit me from the side, or they elbowed me...

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Well seeing as they were just random strangers, and I didn't even see what they looked like, I doubt I'll ever get the chance to do that.
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nope. Somebody would have to be REALLY stupid to provoke me cuz I'm an egotistical vocalist like Axl Rose
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#15
Well I just got home from the doctor and apparently I have some slight damage to my retina (my left eye is seeing everything blurry), and some small injuries to my jaw resulting in me having pains when I bite. I can't do sports for the next 4 weeks, which is a bummer 'cause the footy season starts in two weeks.
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#23
Same thing happened to me once, but i was on my own. The called me an emo then followed me and gave me a nice big bruise. I ran away but... i dont understand why people are such assholes. I've cut my hair now and i'm no longer scared of chavs, but i would **** brix every time i saw a chav from that point on.
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Did you fart, TS?

That tends to offend people when they're walking behind you.
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I have a broken jaw from an infraction caused by myself making pidgeon noises.
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If I were you I would chase down those fu cks and beat the **** out of them. Aim for the balls and the face, or bring a knife.
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Well seeing as they were just random strangers, and I didn't even see what they looked like, I doubt I'll ever get the chance to do that.


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#33
rofl they just punched you and left, where they bored or some ****? they didn't steal your wallet or anything? what happened to your friends.
#34
I got hit in the face once like that, I did decide to walk right through the middle of a huge group of chavs which wasnt the smartest thing. It was probably the long hair that 'warranted' a punch.
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#35
I got slapped in the face recently, i had to walk through a group of neds on the way to visit my dad and they knocked my hat off and slapped me in the fact. Don't really see what I could have done, I swore and walked on.
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#37
I've been laid out, but it was in a bar after I had about twelve drinks and thought I was ten feet tall. I quickly found out I was not. I got to realize how much of a drunken ass I could be which, to say the least, sucked.

Getting decked sucks, but hopefully you're all right and they didn't make out with some of your loot, the focking wankers.
#38
got 5 stiches in my eyebrow because some guy got a lucky headbut on me while i was waiting for a bus, no provocation or anything, i was standing there, had my cd player on so couldn't here anything, him and his mate were looking at me and obviously said something intended for me, so i looked up and said "what?" next thing i do i can't open my right eye because its swelled up so much and i'm in an ambulance arguing with them not to call my parents because they're not expecting me home and it would be pointless to worry them till i know the damage..

got a cool looking scar in my eyebrow now though, although people tend to think i shave it to try and look cool... :-s
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