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#1
Anyone get me anything?
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#3


A monocle, the silver one though. Couldn't afford the gold one dude

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#5
I got you this post
Quote by Carmel
You are a redeeming feature for the UG Swedish population.


All-riiight.
#8
The gift of life. Cherish it for one more year.
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maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#9
Quote by Zero-Hartman

A monocle, the silver one though. Couldn't afford the gold one dude


It's still awesome.

Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#10
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#11


Sqaure Watermelon, maaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
I deeply regret the 6661 in my username. Siiiigh. Damn you, 14 year old me, you edgy little bastard.
#13
I got you a Camel!



He's called Pablo, treat him well
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#16
Wait, I'll go fetch it! *runs*

EDIT: Here ! I found it well hidden among my gifts for other UGers! I give you..



Paul Gilbert and his wife Emi! The perfect man and the perfect wife. ^^ Now you can have the perfect threesome.

Happy b-day! ^^
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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#17

I GOT YOU BOB SAGET!!!

You even got it in the right size!
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#18
You're in my sig....That's the best I can do.
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#19
I like the other thread better


(I got you mexican immunity)
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#20
I got you some jolley ranchers. Just Reach into my pocket and grab some...
AMERICA
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#21
To undivide something would be to multiply, but multiplying by zero is still zero... Gahhh!

For your birthday, i gave you a headache


Made by 'The Sloganizer' ----> «The Pit - be prepared.»

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"Billy eat your broccolli!"

"Screw you mom!" *raises arms*

PHEAR MA TURRETS!!
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#22
I convinced Kirby to do a birthday dance for you.

<('.'< (>'.')> <('.'<
Quote by alteredstates
If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#23
Quote by Kensai

(I got you mexican immunity)


Immunity from Mexicans?
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#25
Quote by neopowell
Immunity from Mexicans?


From you-know-who

(Not voldemort)
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#26
Has zero really been undivided? I'm afraid to post... are we allowed to make new threads? why did this all happen?

Happy bday for yesterday, I got you a furby.
MaKing thE possiBlE...
...totaLlY impossible
#27
Why is it that people insist on posting "It's my Birthday" threads in the Pit?
Is your life so sad that you feel like you need to tell an online community about it, just so someone might wish you Happy Birthday?
Get some friends, and stop posting about your birthday(s). No one really cares.

Oh, And Happy Beltated Birthday!
#29
I got you a...shillelagh
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#30


I got you a gentleman's essential : A Victorian top hat. Use it wisely, sir.
Uncle Vernon, Uncle Vernon,
independent as a hog on ice,
He's a big shot down there at the slaughterhouse,
Plays accordion for Mr. Weiss
#33
I got you a snuggie, pet rock, and a chia pet



Quote by ChucklesMginty
If at first you don't succeed, play bass.


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Cats don't think. They plot.



Catch me on FLICKR
Proud owner of a beautiful PRS P22
#35
Sorry I vanished earlier, but many thanks to all of you.

Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#36
I got you the gift of a childs laughter *tickles child*. Well now that's done I better get this lil' fella back, his parents might start to wonder where he is.
#37
I got you ping pong

(>'.')>=O___|__*_O=<('.' <

Happy Birthday!
ERADICATE THIS DISEASE



Because it's killing me.
#38
Quote by aaciseric
I got you the gift of a childs laughter *tickles child*. Well now that's done I better get this lil' fella back, his parents might start to wonder where he is.


...can I have the child?

Eradicated, that was epic.
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#39
Quote by neopowell
...can I have the child?

Eradicated, that was epic.


Fine, you can borrow him 'til midnight.
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