and their fat as **** while my dog isn't eating much. and my dog isn't smart enough to chase them away. how can i keep em away without me being there. i don't want a scarecrow they don't work.

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You keep your dog outside? call PETA
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they make horrible noises in the middle of the night (is it sex?)

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i cant put the food inside or in my garage. and i'll probably end up shooting them with my paintball gun if i cant think up of anything
Feed your dog smaller amounts throughout the day,
so he eats it before the birds do
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Do you keep your dog outside?
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I think I need a glass of water and a nap.

Get an eagle. Or a cat. D:

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Tell your dog to get smart or die.
feed the birds rice.
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instant rice kills birds pretty quickly it makes their stomachs explode if they had water recently... other then that use a paintball or bb gun
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Put his bowl next to a bush or something and attach a plastic bag to the bush so it stays there. When the wind blows into the bag, the noise should scare the birds off. My mom does this is her garden for rabbits..
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^^Too bad I can't do this in real life
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I guess you could get a cat if you want to meddle with nature... That will get rid of the birds but then the cat will probably eat your dog's food instead because he's obviously an idiot.