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#1
Show yer limer-licks and chops.

There once was a man from Calcutta,
A well-known equestrian lover,
One day he was found,
With his pants down,
To be an equestrian fucker.
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#3
There was an old man from Peru
Who dreamt he was eating his shoe.
He awoke in a fright
In the middle of the night
And found it was perfectly true.
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#4
Quote by darkstar2466
There was an old man from Peru
Who dreamt he was eating his shoe.
He awoke in a fright
In the middle of the night
And found it was perfectly true.


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#5
Quote by Altered_Carbon
Show yer limer-licks and chops.

There once was a man from Calcutta,
A well-known equestrian lover,
One day he was found,
With his pants down,
To be an equestrian fucker.



Calcutta does not rhyme with lover, and none of them really rhyme with fucker.
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#6
There once was a man from france
who had a small thing in his pants
he said with a pout
after whipping it out
"At least I'm hung bigger than ants"
#8
Quote by JungIe
Calcutta does not rhyme with lover, and none of them really rhyme with fucker.


haha yeah

he gets points for trying though
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#9
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#10
Quote by JungIe
Calcutta does not rhyme with lover, and none of them really rhyme with fucker.


thats why it received a 1
#11
Limerick is only known for Thomond park, home of mighty muster rugby. apart from that its full of culchies an yobs =P


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#12
Quote by JungIe
Calcutta does not rhyme with lover, and none of them really rhyme with fucker.

They dont have to, but the second to last line doesnt work
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#14
There once was a thread in the Pit,
So I thought that I'd go into it.
Well, it was no surprise
When I opened my eyes
To discover that it was quite...alright, I guess.
#15
There once was a hasidic jew
Who was wading around in his poo
He tripped on a log
Fell face first in the bog
Never again will he back up the loo.
#16
There once was a man from Peru,
He tripped over a big shoe,
He fell off his deck,
Snapped his neck,
Then he died.

I wrote that in my journal in language arts last year and got sent to guidance.

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it,
While wiping his chin,
He said with a grin,
If my ear was a vag I could **** it.

I saw that on here once.
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#18
I logged onto facebook today
to see what my notifications would say
I was perfectly astounded
so much that my fist pounded
to learn that the new changes are gay
#19
A man from the Congo
Liked playing the bongo.
But one fine day,
Aids came his way,
And he never played the bongo again.

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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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#20
Alright philistines, clearly none of you understand the concept of slant rhymes.

There once was a plumber in venice
Who battled a dinosaur menace
He ate lots of shrooms
And thought up cartoons
And retired to go and play tennis
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#21
there once was a man from nantucket
his dick was so long he could suck it
whiping cum from his chin
he said with a grin
my ear is so big i could **** it
Last edited by J Mud at Mar 25, 2009,
#22
There once was a man from Florence
To whom all art was abhorrence.
He got slightly tipsy,
went to the Uffizi
And peed on the paintings in torrents.

A lesbian lived in Khartoum
and once took a queer to her room.
They debated all night
over who had the right
To do what, with which and to whom.
Last edited by Kumanji at Mar 14, 2009,
#23
There once was a bum in the street
Who never could stand on his feet
He asked for some cash,
Got drunk off his ass
And carried away by the heat
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#24
There once was a man from the UK
Who used to call everything gay
Until one fine night
He got in a fight
And a barstool was lodged up his "A"

I suck at these
#25
There was once a thread in the pit
Which was so incredibly shit
So I posted the pear
I really didn't care
Oh fuck; Got banned for it
#26
Hull City A.F.C

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#27
There was a young lady named Randle
Who caused quite a neighborhood scandal
By coming out bare
On the main village square
And massaging herself with a candle.
#28
A macho young swimmer named Dwyer,
Really liked playing with fire.
One night in the dark
He swam with a shark,
And his voice is now two octaves higher.

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#29
There once was a man from Brighton
Who said to his girl, "You're a tight one"
She said, "Pardon my soul,
But you're in the wrong hole.
There's plenty of room in the right one
#30
Quote by x0rsist
Limerick is only known for Thomond park, home of mighty muster rugby. apart from that its full of culchies an yobs =P


HAHAHAHHA


Hey, I'm neither a culchie nor a yob.
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#31
Quote by skateordie24f
There was a young lady named Randle
Who caused quite a neighborhood scandal
By coming out bare
On the main village square
And massaging herself with a candle.


that was epic


A horny young lady named Lil
fucked a dynamite stick for a thrill.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil.
#32
Quote by St.Loony
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A horny young lady named Lil
fucked a dynamite stick for a thrill.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil.


lol
#33
There was a woman from Ealing,
Who had a peculiar feeling,
She Layed on her back,
Opened a crack,
and pissed all over the ceiling
#34
There was a young girl from Kilkenny
Whose usual charge was a penny
For half of that sum
You could roger her bum
A source of amusement to many
#35
The lass I brought home was a prize,
with an alluring set of blue eyes,
her breasts, so well kept,
were what I’d expect,
but her penis was quite a surprise.
#36
There once was a site named UG
The average IQ was far below 3
But we blessed with genius
Oh haven't you seen us?
We're writing these limericks for ye.

I suck hard at these Still, a tribute to those of you with creativity
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#37
here was a young man named Crocket,
who built a 30 foot rocket,
The rocket went bang,
his bollock went twang,
and his prick ended up in his pocket
#38
Quote by JacKofAces91
I logged onto facebook today
to see what my notifications would say
I was perfectly astounded
so much that my fist pounded
to learn that the new changes are gay



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I sued Delta Airlines, 'cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey, I went there, and it SUCKED.
#39
There once was a man named Jenkins
Well known for his public wankings
One fateful night
A dog gave him a fright
And bit off his dick(ens?).
Last edited by Shazazmic at Mar 14, 2009,
#40
There once was a man named Darrell
Whose tone made the audience dispel
He took to the stage
And in a blind rage
A fan blew him straight down to hell

Thank you, thank you very much.
Last edited by RU Experienced? at Mar 14, 2009,
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