#1
http://www.wimp.com/ninjabear/

Someone should send this to Stephen Colbert
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#2
today is wimp day?
After all you fell in love with death,
Life has aborted.
All you've had and all you became,
The night is calling, you pray forth.





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#4
I LOL'd a lot

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#5
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today is wimp day?


People have been posting loads of things from wimp the past few days. Very few of them are any good.
#7
So first of all it's fake.

How was it done?

Step1: Go to zoo
Step2: Bribe the guy that takes care of the bear's cage
Step3: Give the guy about 10$ and ask him to give that bear a stick
Step4: Take a video of that poor bear
Step5: Double the speed of the video using movie maker
Step6: Dumb kids laugh at and think it's real
Step7: You laugh at their dumbness
Step8: EVERYBODY'S HAPPY!!1
#8
Quote by my_pony_bit_me
So first of all it's fake.

How was it done?

Step1: Go to zoo
Step2: Bribe the guy that takes care of the bear's cage
Step3: Give the guy about 10$ and ask him to give that bear a stick
Step4: Take a video of that poor bear
Step5: Double the speed of the video using movie maker
Step6: Dumb kids laugh at and think it's real
Step7: You laugh at their dumbness
Step8: EVERYBODY'S HAPPY!!1

Well aren't you a discerning internet user. Quick, make yourself feel better by trying to feel superior to people finding amusement in somthing, well, amusing.

Oh, wait...
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#10
^ Indeed
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#11
Quote by Garou1911
Well aren't you a discerning internet user. Quick, make yourself feel better by trying to feel superior to people finding amusement in somthing, well, amusing.

Oh, wait...


Okay, do you still watch Simpsons/Familly Guy/South Park/Futurama?

answer this, it's really important to me, cause i dont know if arguing with you is worth my time.
#12
isnt it the japanese bear? I remember seeing this in some news once.
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#13
Quote by my_pony_bit_me
Okay, do you still watch Simpsons/Familly Guy/South Park/Futurama?

answer this, it's really important to me, cause i dont know if arguing with you is worth my time.

Because lord knows The Discerning Internet User can't be made to use his time frivilously.


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#14
Just call him a damn March '09er.

You'll never be able to talk with people who are so high on their damn horse they can't see the clouds.

But that bear thing made me laugh, I thought it was cute!
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#15
zomg the bears will kill us all
i probably wont be able to find this thread again
#16
Quote by my_pony_bit_me
So first of all it's fake.

How was it done?

Step1: Go to zoo
Step2: Bribe the guy that takes care of the bear's cage
Step3: Give the guy about 10$ and ask him to give that bear a stick
Step4: Take a video of that poor bear
Step5: Double the speed of the video using movie maker
Step6: Dumb kids laugh at and think it's real
Step7: You laugh at their dumbness
Step8: EVERYBODY'S HAPPY!!1


Fail. You can hear the stick hitting the rock, meaning audio isn't attached later, and the voices of the idiots there aren't speeded up. This is the ****.

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#19
Quote by imdeth
Flying Squirrels > Bears. You know it's true man.


A bear would catch a flying squirrel in the ****ing air, and chomp it's head off
#20
He wouldn't need to...

Judging by how bad ass he handles that branch, he'd just whack it out of the park!
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#21
Or he could catch it in the air, chomp it's head off, then whap the remains out of the park with the stick...

I still say someone should send it to Stephen Colbert somehow
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#22
Honestly, on a little more serious note, that branch has to weight a lot...

And he's just flicking it around like a tooth pick

That's pretty crazy...

Just think what he'd do to you...

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