#1
I was thinkin' about dethklok and metalocalypse...and decided that UG could make a metal fairy tale that made metalocalypse seem like blues clues. So...let's get to it. And I searched, you searchbar police.


There was once a young man with a mohawk made out of his jew fro. He was
playing the opening riff of "Downfall" by Children of Bodom when his mother ran in
screamin and junk.
Why I Love Spanish Women

I'm hoping by "crack" you mean cleavage unless you have some kind of bizarre ass-chest.


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#3
and he decided to buy an RG
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I guess I'm kind of like a hippie. I'm anti-war, do drugs, and like communism.
Your not a hippie, just a ****ing moron.
#4
He turned, startled, and was confronted by the very attractive sight of his mother's heaving cleavage. Throwing down his guitar, he began advancing towards his mother, oblivous to her words, salivating with anticipation.
#5
Or UG could make something original without ripping somebody else off!

And these threads never work. Never. I'm sorry, but they don't...
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#7
As she noticed her son walking towards her with a steely glint in his eye, the mother noticed what a handsome young man he had turned into. "My, how broad his shoulders have broadened, and what a seductive posture!" she thought to herself.

And wincest occured. The end.
#8
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He turned, startled, and was confronted by the very attractive sight of his mother's heaving cleavage. Throwing down his guitar, he began advancing towards his mother, oblivous to her words, salivating with anticipation.

Thats when his mom picks up his new RG and plays a face melting solo that makes her sons head explode.


/thread.


EDIT:^Bastard!
#10
Then he bought a Slipknot poster and took a massive dump on it, raising its value tenfold.
#11
and Carmel busts in and perma bans him because she felt like it...
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I guess I'm kind of like a hippie. I'm anti-war, do drugs, and like communism.
Your not a hippie, just a ****ing moron.
#13
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so he picked up his bowl of rice....


... and whistled for a cab, and when it came near the license plate said "FRESH" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything he could say this cab is rare
But he thought 'Naw forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'. He pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and he yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". He looked at his kingdom, he was finally there, to sit on his throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
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If loving ham makes me gay, I'm Rob Halford.


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MyNameIsLame just nailed it (actually both his statements did some nailing).


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This is honestly the best first post I've ever seen


^^ Directed at me. E-peen wankery sigs ftw.

My Last.FM
#14
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and Carmel busts in and perma bans him because she felt like it...


and someone gets quoted for telling a bad joke...
#16
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Why do these people post stories of incest? THIS IS A FAMILY WEBSITE PEOPLE!

It's WINCEST, thank you very much!

And to answer your question, note the WIN in WINCEST.
#17
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and someone gets quoted for telling a bad joke...



wait




edit:
I CALL MULTI!
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I guess I'm kind of like a hippie. I'm anti-war, do drugs, and like communism.
Your not a hippie, just a ****ing moron.
#18
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Why do these people post stories of incest? THIS IS A FAMILY WEBSITE PEOPLE!

If my whole family played guitar, we would probably be having incest as well.
life is beautifuuuuooooaaaaaal
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[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']Boss pedals may be built like tanks but I would rather buy a cardboard box that is on my side than pay for a tank that is working against me.
#21
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multi? what does that mean?

Multiple accounts.


But you wouldn't know.


March '09er.
life is beautifuuuuooooaaaaaal
#24
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how does replying to a quote mean i have multiple accounts?

edit: troll?


Obvious troll is obvious
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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your sarcasam amuses me


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