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Last week I didn't have to go to school until 12:00 on Tuesday and Wednesday because the freshman and sophomores were undergoing standardized testing and the administrators wanted the school as quiet as possible. So I arrived at school at 12 Tuesday and proceeded to go to my fourth period class, which is guitar. A few of my friends who didn't have the class decided to join me since it was a pretty lax day. We were trying to find ways to entertain ourselves when one of us suggested that we could try to get objects stuck in the ceiling, which is always fun. A few of them tried pencils, but I found a bolt that one of the brass instrument players use for their instruments and started to hurl it into the ceiling. I succeeded in doing the same thing a few days earlier, albeit it took me a few tries. But this time as I failed to get the bolt stuck in the ceiling, it fell right over the over hang lighting fixtures and fell perfectly through the hole above the light bulb, and finally shattered the light. I was stunned, and my band teacher came out of his office and asked who was responsible for breaking the light. I told him I was, and he was like "Oh, ok, well I have a broom somewhere, you can sweep it up." And that was that, I'm sure any other teacher at my school would've given me a referral, but he wasn't even angry.

So my question to UG is this: What is the luckiest you've ever been in school in terms of getting out of trouble?
#2
I torched my school on fire and no one suspected a thing... no one ever suspects the butterfly....
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#3
Quote by Kensai
I torched my school on fire and no one suspected a thing... no one ever suspects the butterfly....
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Quote by Kensai
I torched my school on fire and no one suspected a thing... no one ever suspects the butterfly....



Simpsons reference...

I want some e-cookies if there are any.
#5
I had loads of homework, tests that day that I hadn't revised for or done and I was ****ting myself and then the glorious news of the snow day.

Mind you, I still didn't get it done by wednesday anyway so it didn't really save me.
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#6
I did a line of coke of the vice principals ass after killing a couple people and all I got was a detention.
#8
I printed out 777 sheets of random scribbles on ICT lessson years ago. Then it got blamed on some chav who always gave me hell in class
#9
You have a guitar class at your school? HOLY CRAP I wish we had one lol. And I can tell you my least luckiest experience, theres this teacher thats only like 30 and he has long silver hair so I just call him the silver hair dude. So anyways he's a hall monitor person so at school we have the "see it, here it, take it" rule for cell phones, and I was just checking the time and he walked up to me and was like "I have to confiscate that" and so ya. It seems like he only comes around when IM using my cell phone when other people around me are texting and what not...some times im scared he'll come to my house and be like, "I have to confiscate that" every time I use my phone. hahahahahah
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#11
Well I had a bunch of gum in my pocket in a container while I was watching a movie in school. I moved and the container fell right out, smashing into the ground with the gum flying everywhere. I went to pick up the pieces until my teacher said "Derek" as I looked at him. When I thought he was going to write me up, he told me to sit down. I had other lucky times but this is one that happened recently.
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#12
I pashed a cute brunette after maths class one day. She let me get to second base!
#13
Quote by Kensai
I torched my school on fire and no one suspected a thing... no one ever suspects the butterfly....


It was the butterfly! The butterfly I tells you!

sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#14
In Canada, we dont go to school until 12 everyday, on account of our 23 hour clock, to make up for lachrian time.
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Lolz that guy is a noob.

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In Canada, we dont go to school until 12 everyday, on account of our 23 hour clock, to make up for lachrian time.

"Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe." - Frank Zappa
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Quote by Jhachey22
In Canada, we dont go to school until 12 everyday, on account of our 23 hour clock, to make up for lachrian time.


And that's why I love our great nation!
#17
my principle asked my band to perform at our talent show as the grand finale

I walked into class a bit late one day but i managed a sweet manuver so that the teacher didnt see me and was distracted by the girl walking in behind me. Not luck. Sheer talent
#18
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Simpsons reference...

I want some e-cookies if there are any.


I made you a cookie but I eated it

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It was the butterfly! The butterfly I tells you!




NO ONE suspects the butterfly
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#19
I sold dope and got off with a misdemeanor and a end-of-the-year expolsion.

Believe me,THATS the luckiest you can get. besides getting away with murder that is
#20
i get kinda lucky quite a bit, at my school if you wear an "outside jacket/coat" (that name confuses me, cos i have NO idea what an 'inside jacket/coat' is!) you get told to take it off & if you're seen with it on again it gets confiscated & i ALWAYS wear my jacket & no one ever says anything to me
its like...
*Teacher walks in*
Teacher: "You, you, you & you, take your outside coats off!"
*I just sit there not paying attention, keeping my jacket on*
*Teacher says nothing!!*
& im all: "Chyeahh, I beat teh systemz!!"
#21
Theres this teacher in my school whos always making fun of me in front of the class, and its gone beyond a joke now. A few days ago, I went up to him after class and told him that I'm sick of him and his stupid jokes. He sent me to the principal and the principal didnt get angry or anything, we just talked about stuff for a while, and at the end, he asked me if I think I should apologise to the teacher for insulting him. I said that I shouldnt have to apologise and he said that it was fine. If it was any other teacher, I woulda got suspended
#22
i was supposed to get some weed off of one of my friends one day, but he was absent so i didnt get it, later that day in gym some kids phone got stolen so they had to search the whole class, boy would i have been in deep **** if not for my friend being absent.
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#23
Our class skipped Chem. We had a quiz we didn't know about that day, and it was worth 100 points. Yup, that's right. We all just got 0/100 points added to our grades. A few days ago, the teacher gave another test. He counted it twice since almost everyone did well, and then he also took away that 0/100 saving my grade by quite a bit.

In one of my other classes the teacher lets you hand in papers late (Basically, if a paper is assigned the first day of the quarter you can hand it in the last day of the quarter with barely any points off). Well, the second to last day of the quarter I had maybe 2 assignments handed in. I had a 4.5. Yes, a 4.5. I handed in all my papers and ended up with an 88.9.
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#24
I used to have a really crappy band director, but he got another job, and now I have an amazing band director that I wanna be just like when I grow up. Seriously.
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools
#25
I refused to go to school in 7th grade. I ended up missing 4 months of school with no repercussions.
Any spelling or grammatical errors written above are because of my inferior brain to yours. Good job, you won life.
#26
Quote by Stress Cow
And that's why I love our great nation!

Wat. Am I being trolled? I go to school at 9 am till 3 pm, and I live in Nova Scotia.
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Quote by Jhachey22
In Canada, we dont go to school until 12 everyday, on account of our 23 hour clock, to make up for lachrian time.

Damn Canadians
#29
Once I told a teacher to shove a book up her ass. My parents got me a ton of stuff out of sympathy afterwards.
#30
Quote by Jhachey22
In Canada, we dont go to school until 12 everyday, on account of our 23 hour clock, to make up for lachrian time.

Darn Canadians!


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nice discovery, sir.


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#31
Me and my friends were messing around at school and I drew my friend with a bunch of dicks in his mouth. The school freaked but had no idea it was us.
#32
Quote by _-Joey-_
i get kinda lucky quite a bit, at my school if you wear an "outside jacket/coat" (that name confuses me, cos i have NO idea what an 'inside jacket/coat' is!) you get told to take it off & if you're seen with it on again it gets confiscated & i ALWAYS wear my jacket & no one ever says anything to me
its like...
*Teacher walks in*
Teacher: "You, you, you & you, take your outside coats off!"
*I just sit there not paying attention, keeping my jacket on*
*Teacher says nothing!!*
& im all: "Chyeahh, I beat teh systemz!!"


Inside jacket? That's a blazer, silly.
Need fashion advice?

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#33
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Wat. Am I being trolled? I go to school at 9 am till 3 pm, and I live in Nova Scotia.


well, the east coast lives in standardized "Mari-Time" wich makes up for our 23 hour clock by adding on two and a quarter hours.
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Lolz that guy is a noob.

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#34
this one person I know said "Thats a big one" then I said "thats what she said" and the teacher heard and laughed
#35
I was supposed to be suspended for a fight. Both had a long talk with the VP, told her we were play fighting, obviously she didn't believe us even though there are atlaste 5 cameras in that hallway.

Anyhow, we were told we would be suspended. She was doing the paper work, then all of a sudden cops came in and I shat Bricks thinking it was for our fight.

So we sat there ****ting bricks, when the principal walked in with another student, told us to gtfo, count our lucky starts and he'll call us tom.

Turns out, some guy flipped in the auto class and proceeded to break every single windshield in the garage with a wrench.

Thank you God.
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#36
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Got a handjob from my 20 year old teacher in the school bathroom.


Was he good?


In my restless dreams...
I see that town.
Silent Hill.
You promised you'd take me there again someday.
But you never did.

Well, I'm alone there now.
In our 'special place'...
Waiting for you.

#37
I didn't even do my Speech final. Was in a horrible mood (not an excuse, but what was done was done) and just told the teacher I wasn't doing it.

I get my report card, and I got a B on it. For doing nothing. I passed the class.

My friend in the same class did his, and got a C.

When you saw me sleeping
thought I was dreaming
of you...


I didn't tell you
That the only dream
Is Valium for me
#38
These are some good stories! But I think this one is the luckiest so far:

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I was supposed to be suspended for a fight. Both had a long talk with the VP, told her we were play fighting, obviously she didn't believe us even though there are atlaste 5 cameras in that hallway.

Anyhow, we were told we would be suspended. She was doing the paper work, then all of a sudden cops came in and I shat Bricks thinking it was for our fight.

So we sat there ****ting bricks, when the principal walked in with another student, told us to gtfo, count our lucky starts and he'll call us tom.

Turns out, some guy flipped in the auto class and proceeded to break every single windshield in the garage with a wrench.

Thank you God.


Haha that is amazing.
#39
One time I shat on the floor on janitor appreciation day.

Wasn't even caught.
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#40
Once in elementary school, a friend of mine and I had to get something out of the supply closets near the teacher's lounge. Anyway, we were messing around and we took some of the confiscated soda cans (you weren't allowed to bring in soda) and smashed them on the ground. They went everywhere, and proceeded to cover what we later found out to be close to $1000 of golf clubs that were in there for some reason.

By some divine providence, no one ever found out.
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