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Alright, my sister just stopped by and she had these huge overalls with her and she said she had to change into them. It was obvious she was hiding something under the overalls. Anyways, I hear her in the bathroom laughing and she comes out and just leaves. So I'm like "wtf?" And I go out there and hear all this chirping. I look in the bathroom and lone behold, 20 ****in baby chicks. Like all over. In the sink, on the floor and in the bathtub. What should I do with em? I put em all in a box and put hamster cage bedding in there to keep em warm. And I put a handful of bread crumbs in the box for them to eat. What else? I don't wanna put em outside cause I think they'll die, but I really don't know what to do with 20 baby chicks. Gimme some ideas pit.
#3
ping pong, hackeysack, baseball, tennis, dodgeball... all these with the baby chicks substituted as the ball ofcourse
#4
Pimp out the chicks and start a brothel.
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Rape.
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#7
What the hell?
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#8
Call some animal services to move them. Research first though, make sure they're not just going to throw them down a hole or whatever.
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#10
sounds like your sister is pretty awesome imo...
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Call some animal services to move them. Research first though, make sure they're not just going to throw them down a hole or whatever.

My dad told me to put em in a bag and set em on the train tracks. But I can't hurt no baby chickens, might sound like a pansy, but come on, they are really cute. If it was warmer I'd put em outside in a fence.
#14
Sounds like you get all the chicks.

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#15
take them to a farm
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#16
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Call your sister and tell her to get her ass back there.

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#18
Call all the girls you know to come check it out

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#19
how does that make your sister a douche?
but if you want my honest opinion you should raise an army of super chickens and take over the world.
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#20
Pre-chew their food.
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how does that make your sister a douche?
but if you want my honest opinion you should raise an army of super chickens and take over the world.

Are you kiddin me? What if your sis just dumped off 20 chicks in your bathroom? I'm thinkin I'm gonna put em in my room, but the chirping is gonna drive me nuts. I really just don't wanna hurt em. Plus in a few months I'd have a ton of chicken.
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how does that make your sister a douche?
but if you want my honest opinion you should raise an army of super chickens and take over the world.

Raise an army of super-chicken mutants. That will compensate for the fact that a lot of people probably think your name is Anus.
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Are you kiddin me? What if your sis just dumped off 20 chicks in your bathroom? I'm thinkin I'm gonna put em in my room, but the chirping is gonna drive me nuts. I really just don't wanna hurt em. Plus in a few months I'd have a ton of chicken.

Newspaper layouts in your room or its gonna get messy real fast.
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#29
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Newspaper layouts in your room or its gonna get messy real fast.

I have em in a huge cardboard box.
#30
The answer here seems obvious.

1. Put the chickens in her room.
2. Shut the door.
3. Walk away.

/Win.
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#31
^That's a good idea.

Honestly, they must be so tender. I'd skin 'em, put 'em on a skewer and flame them.
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The answer here seems obvious.

1. Put the chickens in her room.
2. Shut the door.
3. Walk away.

/Win.

She's 25 and has her own place, all the way over on the other side of town.
#33
Your dad is a crueler man then even the pit =/ Just call the RSPCA or whatever your local animal service is.
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#34
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She's 25 and has her own place, all the way over on the other side of town.


Eat them and then if she gets mad say it's her fault for leaving them.

I'm not fucking joking.
#35
Put them in a cage then place the cage in a nearby stream. Hold the cage so the water line is a few inches below the ceiling and let survival of the fittest take over. Keep this up and you'll have the most hardcore motherfucking chickens ever in the future as your personal army.
#37
Go over to her house in overalls and have a friend sneak in through a back window or something. Distract her long enough for your friend to deposit the goods and leave. Obviously, she won't let you in; but, if she does let you in just distract her long enough and leave. She won't expect to find the birds in her bathroom.


Seriously though, she got 20 baby birds past you without you even noticing what-so-ever. You should feel bad about that. Don't become a body guard.
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#38
Well I've moved them to my room, put tons of paper under the box, put a heat light inside the box for them to stay warm and I've decided I'm gonna make a band called "Chicknot". We're gonna play nu-metal.
#39
hotbox your car, insert chicks in. videotape.
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#40
Raise them as your own! Then as they recognize you as your mother either

1. Start a massive army
2. Smother each one individually and make them watch
3. **** Fights
4. Eat em.
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