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Anyone care sharing their own weird/odd medical conditions? I have a heart murmur, which basically means my heart makes a really loud f*cked up noise when it pumps out blood. It doesn't do me any harm but it's hilarious to see any new doctor I see sh*t his pants when he hears it (sounds like my heart is about to explode).
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pretty sure i have narcolepsy. my brother is diagnosed with it and i share the same symptoms he has.
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Potz's Syndrome. My heart responds catastrophically to any kind of stimulant. The amount of caffeine in a Mountain Dew is probably enough to kill me.
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#6
I have severe anal fissures. When I go to take a dump it's like the ganges river is raging about. Only, you know, it's bloody feces instead of water.
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i don't remember what it's called...but basically my blood clots in an odd fashion and it makes scars look like bruises and it takes a much longer time to heal than the average person
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i don't remember what it's called...but basically my blood clots in an odd fashion and it makes scars look like bruises and it takes a much longer time to heal than the average person

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pretty sure i have narcolepsy. my brother is diagnosed with it and i share the same symptoms he has.


Wouldn't it be pretty obvious if you had narcolepsy?


and,
I'm deaf and mute, so I use sign language, but I have tourettes.
Yeah, figure that one out.
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Wouldn't it be pretty obvious if you had narcolepsy?


and,
I'm deaf and mute, so I use sign language, but I have tourettes.
Yeah, figure that one out.


lolz at your quotes.

Maybe you your not deaf? or mute?
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at Guthrie.


Anyways. I had Epilepsy. Well, I still technically have it I believe, I just don't have seizures anymore.
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Guthrie Stick you've made my night haha

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damn me and my healthyness
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Osteochondroma.
I grow extra bone.

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#29
i also have a heart murmur, but it's really mild so i don't get any of those flashy perks like the TS has


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A while back I had these welts that would just pop up on me. It honestly looked like someone whipped me years ago and they were the scars. They were the itchiest thing I've ever had on me, except athlete's foot. Once I started to scratch them I wouldn't be able to stop for like 10 minutes. Finally went to the doctor. The doc said to try some allergy medication. It worked. The doc then told me that it was some sort of allergic reaction to something, but we more than likely will never find out.

I take Loratidine (a generic form of Claritin) daily now, and no signs of the itchy welts!
#34
my heart will randomly, out of nowhere, start beating incdredibly fasst like if i had done excersise for incredible amounts of time. not dangeorus though:p
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I had an anal fissure a while back. It was a pain in the ass. Har har.

My sternum is also caved in. I tell people it's because I was impaled by a 2x4 when I was younger, or a lead pipe. A lot of people believe me.

I'm also at risk for marfan syndrome.



I have this aswell, people call me "Chest Dent" or "Chesty"

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migraines, dont no if they count cos there just really bad headaches and i get dizzy and stuff, nevertheless they annoy the crap out of me.
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If your doctor sh*ts his pants when he hears it I think you need a new doctor. Preferably one with a medical education.
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