#1
Hey Pitmonkeys,
A bunch of friends and I (yes, correct grammar, here, in the Pit) have an inside joke about how I have a strange relationship with my guitar after I carried it around school jamming for an entire day on two occasions, and even brought my acoustic on a 4 day camping trip in Maine. So, now that other people are now getting in on our lame inside joke, I need as much guitar-related sexual innuendo as the Almighty Pit can provide me with.
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#4
i broke a G string fingering A minor.

easy enough....

KGBedit: FUCK!!!!!

KGBedit2: holy... the same joke, 5 times, in 1 minute. lol
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11/28/09
Last edited by KGB_INC at Mar 16, 2009,
#6
Quote by alastors_blade
Hey Pitmonkeys,
A bunch of friends and I (yes, correct grammar, here, in the Pit) have an inside joke about how I have a strange relationship with my guitar after I carried it around school jamming for an entire day on two occasions, and even brought my acoustic on a 4 day camping trip in Maine. So, now that other people are now getting in on our lame inside joke, I need as much guitar-related sexual innuendo as the Almighty Pit can provide me with.


only douchebags do this.
I think we took too many drugs when we were kids,
'cause now we like to make
Weird Music
-Wayne Coyne
#7
i broke a g-string while fingering a minor.

pretty much the standard guitar joke.
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#8
I want to play its frets.


Wait.......?
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#10
i put my dick in my guitar.
on topic though, yeah the g string and a minor thing is pretty much the standard guitar innuendo.
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#11
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only douchebags do this.



+1

also i think this thread has been done like a bajillion times...yes bajillion is a number
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#12
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Is this a trap?
#13
Something I wrote comparing guitars and women a while back:

GUITARS & WOMEN

Guitars are better than women because…

• Guitars don’t ridicule you if you play them badly.
• A guitar’s curves don’t sag.
• It isn’t considered a sin to covet your neighbour’s guitar.
• A guitar doesn’t mind if you wake up at 2 am and want to play it.
• Your guitar is perfectly happy with you to tape yourself playing it and show your mates the next day.
• Your parents don’t keep in touch with your old guitar when you ditch it.
• You can look at pictures of other guitars without your guitar getting jealous.
• You can stop playing your guitar anytime you want, and it won’t mind.
• If you don’t like your guitar, you can sell it.
• You don’t need protection to play a guitar.
• It doesn’t matter if your parents overhear you playing your guitar.
• Old guitars still look as sexy as they did back in their day.
• You can download videos of people playing guitar to learn new tricks without being considered a pervert.
• No matter how ugly or inexperienced you are, you can always get yourself a guitar.

Guitars are the same as women because…

• The better you are with your fingers, the better your guitar will sound.
• A sexy-looking guitar usually requires copious amounts of money to obtain.
• You can use your fingers, tongue, lips, teeth and cylindrical objects to play your guitar.
• It is considered rude to play somebody else’s guitar without their permission.
• You’re usually hit with unwanted feedback which is extremely annoying.
• If you play your guitar violently, parts of it may break.

Women are better than guitars because…

• It is quite difficult to play more than one guitar at a time.
• You can’t get videos of guitars playing other guitars.
• It’s always you playing the guitar, not the other way around.
• Your guitar can’t come up with any tips on how you can play it better.
• There’s something slightly weird about being sexually attracted to your guitar.


Conclusion: Guitars are CLEARLY better than women.
#14
Quote by my_pony_bit_me
What do you guys think of my new girlfriend?




a little off topic but nice dude lolz
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'14 Gibson LP Standard (JB/Jazz)-Ocean Water Perimeter
Epi MKH LP Custom-7 (SD Custom Shop JB-7)-Ebony
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#16
in relation to the jimi hendrix sex tape

its not like its the first time hes ever pulled a g-string with his teeth
#17
Baby, I want to hold you like a guitar. By the neck.
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#19
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Something I wrote comparing guitars and women a while back:

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..

Beautiful.
I think it's time for a change.



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#20
My wood is over 3 feet long, weighs 7 pounds, is huge, black, pointy, and is extra jumbo. The frets that is.
#22
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a little off topic but nice dude lolz

thats a dude???


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