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#3
Sell a mandolin.
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#8
turn around, bend over, open wide


...get a job, tahts how people recieve money child.
Sell and Promote your music TuneHub!



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aparently i ar smrt?
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jimmybanks youre a genius


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#12
working hard and earning the money the old fasioned way?


bawhahaha, im just kiddin'. try arson. it always works out.
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#13
Have sexy with 10 fat chicks for 10$ each. Or one really fat chick for 100$
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#20
Quote by jetfuel495
Donate blood or sperm or plasma or something. My friend saved up for his iPod by selling bodily fluids.

Or you can be like my other friend, and get one dollar from 300 different people. That's how he got his iPod. I'm sure 100 for a Tele wouldn't be as hard.


I'd do this, but I hate asking strangers for things.
#21
Quote by InvaderTSN
I'd do this, but I hate asking strangers for things.


Do it at school, my brother.

"Dude, can I scab a buck of ya?"
"Whats it for?"
"Long story... It involves an iPod and getting a buck off you"
"Uhh... ok".

Bang, now repeat 299 more times



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#24
get sum ripped clothes sit in the mall and beg.
or get a job.
or sell ur self to ugly chix.
orrrrrrr sell sperm to creepy old men.
#25
Go to a sperm bank and masturbate for money.

You can earn up to $500 there, every 3 days.

A telecaster won't be a problem anymore.


Or you can grab a stool and a box, plus a sign that says " I bet you a dollar that you've read this sign" and wait for people to put money there.

Propz and e-cookies to others who saw that on Digg.
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#26
Quote by wair138
Go to a sperm bank and masturbate for money.

You can earn up to $500 there, every 3 days.

A telecaster won't be a problem anymore.


Or you can grab a stool and a box, plus a sign that says " I bet you a dollar that you've read this sign" and wait for people to put money there.

Propz and e-cookies to others who saw that on Digg.


Something tells me from the fact that TS is on UG, chances are that he is underage. Therefore, sperm donation is ruled out isn't it? I dunno, I'm sick as a dog, my brain isn't working... you do have to be 18 to sell your swimmers yeah?



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#27
Quote by Low_End_Rocker
Something tells me from the fact that TS is on UG, chances are that he is underage. Therefore, sperm donation is ruled out isn't it? I dunno, I'm sick as a dog, my brain isn't working... you do have to be 18 to sell your swimmers yeah?



Actually I think it's 20ish, but there's always a chance.
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#28
Quote by wair138
Actually I think it's 20ish, but there's always a chance.


Really? Start working on that fake id TS, get paid to fap.



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#29
Well, you could ***** yourself out to 50 fat chicks!


What? Fat chicks need loving too but they've gotta pay!
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#32
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Actually I think it's 20ish, but there's always a chance.


You also need to have a college degree, be of moderate to light weight, and be a certain height. Women don't want retarded, fat, midget children.

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#33
Quote by WyvernOmega
You also need to have a college degree, be of moderate to light weight, and be a certain height. Women don't want retarded, fat, midget children.



Dammit!!! I'm out!
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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#34
Quote by InvaderTSN
I'd do this, but I hate asking strangers for things.

just don't be a wuss and wear a mask.
#35
Quote by jetfuel495

Or you can be like my other friend, and get one dollar from 300 different people. That's how he got his iPod. I'm sure 100 for a Tele wouldn't be as hard.


OMG i think that is one of the greatest things i have ever read
#36
Grab the cups/hats/shoes/babies where the hobos keep their change, since they did nothing for it, if you outrun them you'll deserve it more than they do, you could even feel proud that because of you that hobo will change his/her ways of administration. For getting 100 bucks you will have changed the lives of a significant quantity of bums, way to make a difference!

Of course, in case you fail, well... We don't want to go there, do we?
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#38
Get ANOTHER job, try eBay, or steal all the coins you can find. Seriously. Try the laundry and the family car.
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#39
alright......go to laundromats and steal people's **** when they arent looking. take it to goodwill. luckily in my town theres a laundromat across the street from the goodwill.
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#40
Steal someone's beloved family dog.
Wait for "Lost Dog: REWARD$$$" signs.
"Casually find him under a bridge in downtown wherever."
Bring him back.
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