#3
Only a Linux nerd would want something like that, haha!

I would want a laser gun in place of my penis if I lost it, so I could take my anger out on the world in a semi-sexy manner of death thrusting
#4
So he can have all the data he needs right at his fingertips.

*badum tsh*
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yo tambien
What the hell's a tambien?
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its like basic math. 1 + -1 = 1
#6
I wouldn't mind having a permanent marker for a foot, I could then ruin peoples carpets and accuse them of being prejudiced when they get angry
I've Made You A Drawing of a Giraffe Fucking an Elephant. Notice How His Moustache Looks Just Like Mine.

Your Mother's Got a Penis
#7
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So he can have all the data he needs right at his fingertips.

*badum tsh*


smooth.

#8
I saw this on a Digg a while back. It's pretty stupid.

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I saw this before, think about how awkward it'd be if there was no easy access usb port on the desk.
He can probably remove it, unlike his real fingers.
#10
there are too many puns in that article. my forehead has been eroded slightly from the facepalming.
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#12
I'd replace each of my arms with two arms. That way I'd be like Goro from Mortal Kombat.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#13
"The boff-FIN lost his finger when his bike collided with a deer. "
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.