Only a Linux nerd would want something like that, haha!

I would want a laser gun in place of my penis if I lost it, so I could take my anger out on the world in a semi-sexy manner of death thrusting
So he can have all the data he needs right at his fingertips.

*badum tsh*
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yo tambien
What the hell's a tambien?
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its like basic math. 1 + -1 = 1
I wouldn't mind having a permanent marker for a foot, I could then ruin peoples carpets and accuse them of being prejudiced when they get angry
I've Made You A Drawing of a Giraffe Fucking an Elephant. Notice How His Moustache Looks Just Like Mine.

Your Mother's Got a Penis
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So he can have all the data he needs right at his fingertips.

*badum tsh*


I saw this on a Digg a while back. It's pretty stupid.

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I saw this before, think about how awkward it'd be if there was no easy access usb port on the desk.
He can probably remove it, unlike his real fingers.
there are too many puns in that article. my forehead has been eroded slightly from the facepalming.
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
I'd replace each of my arms with two arms. That way I'd be like Goro from Mortal Kombat.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.

I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
"The boff-FIN lost his finger when his bike collided with a deer. "
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.