#3
Google Femtocell.

It's like an individual signal-booster for a house, I think they can be kind of expensive though.

Or the obvious, change network...
#4
Quote by JackalUK
Remove the walls


And the roof.

Or stop using Lead Paint?
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#5
remove your pants
Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I've ever known.

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#7
Stick a magnet to your phone. Or don't, seeing as it will just break your phone.
Ego inflating praise here:
Quote by Fishyesque
That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

's UG
#11
Quote by Comrade Curry
AT&T Anybody?!



American cell providers don't actually reach all the way to England.

Oh and seeing as nobody is actually listening to my useful answers...


in every phone shop they have an application where they can check what signal you'll get from your postcode. BEFORE YOU BUY A PHONE, ASK THEM TO USE IT.
#13
put tinfoil on the antenna. my friend's cousin's mom's friend's dad's sister's daughter did it and it worked perfectly.
#14
I don't even have a phone. I win


Quote by Chrisiphone
Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
Quote by JacobTheMe

Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#15
Purchase a house in very close proximity to the broadcasting tower of your service provider.
#16
type into youtube look for the braniac one.

if this does not work continure to kill yourself.
Quote by imdeth
Centorium you dick
I keep lookin behind me,You're amazing at this


Quote by Aerokizzombie
Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


Quote by CodChick
Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


Quote by MCMXCII
**** you man,I was just going to bed


I'm scary
#17
Quote by mr.happyman
put tinfoil on the antenna. my friend's cousin's mom's friend's dad's sister's daughter did IT!!.

fixed lol
#18
One of the only things that would really work is buying a signal booster / repeater like what Mistress suggested. Don't bother with those shitty pieces of copper you can put behind your battery. They don't work.
#19
Quote by happytimeharry
One of the only things that would really work is buying a signal booster / repeater like what Mistress suggested. Don't bother with those shitty pieces of copper you can put behind your battery. They don't work.


Yeah plus they seriously increase the SAR levels absorbed by your brain.
#20
Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
Yeah plus they seriously increase the SAR levels absorbed by your brain.


I thought those gave you superpowers
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#22
Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
Like when Adam West bathed in nuclear waste?




That was such a great episode...
#23
Just take your penis in your left hand and gradually raise your left arm , then bring it down on your member with all your might and shout, "How does it feel like now mom huh huh?!".. now about that signal.. ..