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#1
well i watched Burn After Reading with my parents cuz my moms a huge fan of clooney's. They walked out as soon as ol george brought out the dildo-chair..,so what movies do you regret watching with your folks
#2
2 girls 1 cup

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#3
American Pie...

It just got more and more awkward with them there...

Oh...

Come to think of it Girl´s Next Door was kinda uncomfortable too...
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#4
The Libertine...

There's an elaborate stage performance about dildos in it...

It's basically about Johnny Depp, a nobleman, fucking his way through every prostitute in 17th century England until he dies of some horrible disease.

Edit: Unless any of you watched an actual porno, I fucking win this.
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The Prestige
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#6
Borat
(yes I know...)
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well i watched Burn After Reading with my parents cuz my moms a huge fan of clooney's. They walked out as soon as ol george brought out the dildo-chair..,so what movies do you regret watching with your folks

The dildo chair was hilarious!
#9
Nothing really. I don't get uncomfortable from stuff like sex.
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American Pie...


This!!! Oh And Borat...
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#12
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The Libertine...

There's an elaborate stage performance about dildos in it...

It's basically about Johnny Depp, a nobleman, fucking his way through every prostitute in 17th century England until he dies of some horrible disease.

Edit: Unless any of you watched an actual porno, I fucking win this.

That was a bizarre fucking movie. Literally. I think what he had was the IRL gonorrherpsyphilAIDS.

I haven't really seen any movies with my parents in a long time, so it would take far too much effort to contribute to this thread beyond that.

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#13
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Nothing really. I don't get uncomfortable from stuff like sex.

then how bout a good ol california curbstomp
#14
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I cant understand why you regret watching this with your parents. I cant remember anything a parent would disapprove of in it.

For me it would be The astronauts wife
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then how bout a good ol california curbstomp

No more with my parents than anyone else. Why would it be different if my parents were in the room?
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I cant understand why you regret watching this with your parents. I cant remember anything a parent would disapprove of in it.

Way to miss the Joke

That was the night Kjell and his father began to develop their close relationship, as well...

Most akward movie for me was A Headbangers Journey, because we only watched the part about church burnings (It was in the morning, and it was on TV. that was the part it was at before we both had to leave)
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I cant understand why you regret watching this with your parents. I cant remember anything a parent would disapprove of in it.


David Bowie?
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well i watched Burn After Reading with my parents cuz my moms a huge fan of clooney's. They walked out as soon as ol george brought out the dildo-chair..,so what movies do you regret watching with your folks



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The Libertine...

There's an elaborate stage performance about dildos in it...

It's basically about Johnny Depp, a nobleman, fucking his way through every prostitute in 17th century England until he dies of some horrible disease.

Edit: Unless any of you watched an actual porno, I fucking win this.


THIS
we thought it was some kind of 17th centuary political/love story dealio
so we rented it
biiiiiig mistake
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#22
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American Pie...

It just got more and more awkward with them there...

Oh...

Come to think of it Girl´s Next Door was kinda uncomfortable too...



Yep. Especially when my mom came in to watch the movie on the Nadia scene,
And the stripper scene on wedding.
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#23
The tin drum. Holy **** did that get akward fast. Anyone whos´ seen it know exactly what i meen.
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Oh and i also wanna add Requim For A Dream..... kickass movie but not for parents


My Mum's the one who bougth this film and recommended I watch it. Didn't watch it with her though.

I can't think of any, but my sister watched Chasing Amy with my mum
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The Libertine...

There's an elaborate stage performance about dildos in it...

It's basically about Johnny Depp, a nobleman, fucking his way through every prostitute in 17th century England until he dies of some horrible disease.

Edit: Unless any of you watched an actual porno, I fucking win this.


Now that is one brilliant film. Thing is, if you read the blurb, it sounds like the film your mother would enjoy; costume drama, Johnny Depp, 17th Century England, aristocrats. Then you find out that "cunt" is the most commonly used word in it.
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THIS
we thought it was some kind of 17th centuary political/love story dealio
so we rented it
biiiiiig mistake

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Now that is one brilliant film. Thing is, if you read the blurb, it sounds like the film your mother would enjoy; costume drama, Johnny Depp, 17th Century England, aristocrats. Then you find out that "cunt" is the most commonly used word in it.


Yeah, that's why I chose it. The real problem was that I just had to see the whole thing to figure out where the whole thing was going. I couldn't just turn it off because then I wouldn't know. It's the same reason why I stayed up until 3am on a school night watching Donnie Darko.
#28
yes, i have to agree with Borat. I watched it with my Mom, Dad, Aunt, Uncle, Younger Cusin, And verry old senile grandma
#30
Basic Instinct. I mean, come on, i watched many movies that had some kind of sex scenes in them, but ****ing basic instinct takes the cake.
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The Libertine...

There's an elaborate stage performance about dildos in it...

It's basically about Johnny Depp, a nobleman, fucking his way through every prostitute in 17th century England until he dies of some horrible disease.

Edit: Unless any of you watched an actual porno, I fucking win this.

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#34
Superbad and Sexdrive
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#35
monster's ball made it awkward for a few days, and even though it's tv, on live at the apollo dara o brien was talking about porn, and that was quite awkward too
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#36
Tropic Thunder is not a good movie 2 watch with ur parents

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#38
Evil Dead

that damn tree-rape scene killed it
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#39
It was some movie on HBO one night, the main thing I remember is that there was LOTS of sex/sexual acts going on through the whole thing.

All my grandmother said to me was "You shouldn't be watching this..." but when she saw I wasn't going to move she just let me be. I'm surprised she didn't change the channel or force me out of the living room. But I was only like 6 or something so I really had no idea what the hell was going on in the movie anyways.
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#40
I cant remember the name of the movie but i was at my cottage with my family and Nana, and my Nana and I were watching a movie during the day and everyone else but my mom was out and my mom was just around the house. Through the whole movie there was minimal swearing and no nudity, then all of a sudden there were like 3 ass naked girls and two people going at it in different scenes. It scared the hell out of me and embarrassed me greatly to be watching this with my grandmother, but to my relief I looked over and noticed her fast asleep in her chair.
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