Poll: To drink or not to drink
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View poll results: To drink or not to drink
Drink 'em!
30 68%
Wait!
2 5%
Exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!
12 27%
Voters: 44.
#1
My roommate just brought over a cooler full of beers (Killian's Irish Red) that have been sitting in his parents basement refrigerator for several years. The expiration date on the bottles is May 27, 2007.

The dilemma is, should we wait a couple hours and see if anybody else can get a hold of some *ahem* newer drinks, or do we go for it?
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#2
Make your room-mate try it. If he's still alive tomorrow, go for it.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#4
Is he a girl?

If so yes and then rape

If no then just drink it you pussy.
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#5
Duh!

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#8
Drink it. You know you want to..

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#12
Don't drink, after a while the beer starts to get what my dad refers to as "skunky" Not sure what happens exactly, but when beer is long overdue, it tastes like absolute ****. Don't drink.
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#14
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It's sealed in a can, how can it go off? It might just be a little flat.
Drink it!!!!!!!


I've had off beer that was in an air tight bottle and it gave me diarrhoea for a week. The voice of experience advises that you give it someone else instead.
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#18
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2 year old beer: when you drink it, you'll **** bricks.
Actually, He'll probably shit gruel.