So, i'm bored. I want to mess with my guitar, what can I do?

For example, on a strat, you can add a "Neck on" switch to add 2 more pickup selections.

Anyone have any other cool tricks like this?
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What kinda pickups? If you have humbuckers, you could try coil splitting. Try out of phase wiring, too.