#1
So my three year aniversary is coming up and we have done everything i can think of. So now i need to think of something to do for this and im having trouble. I am going to take her out for dinner and such ut i need something else. Any ideas?

no rape because its always concensual
#2
Well then the clear answer is to have concensual sex.

That, or fap.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#3
give a her a bag with two things in it:

-a card

-a dildo


if its done like this, if she doesn't like the card she can go **** herself
#4
Time to enter the backdoor my friend
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#5
3 years is always 2 in the pink and one in the stink.

Rookie.
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#8
Hot Air Balloon Ride.


Followed (although it could be done simultaneously) by anal.
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#10
UMMMM.....duck in a box??
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Alternatively, have your friends hold him down, then take a dump in his mouth, make sure your genitals don't touch him though, that's gay.

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#12
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UMMMM.....duck in a box??


I can has?
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#13
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3 years is always 2 in the pink and one in the stink.

Rookie.


No, no, no. It's 2 in the goo, 1 in the poo.
#16
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No, no, no. It's 2 in the goo, 1 in the poo.


I thought it was 2 in the cooter and 1 in the pooter. It's called the "SHOCKER"!
#17
maybe you could repeat your first date with her or stuff like this