#1
Yeah, yesterday I guess, at some point a squirrel managed to make its way into our basement. My brother sleeps in said basement and noticed it when he woke up yesterday. We called pest control yesterday, and they didnt come until today at about 2pm. The guy layed a trap out with peanut butter in it to catch it, and now we just have to wait...

I guess so this wont be completely pointless, tell me if something similar to this has happened to you.
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Well, I'm all out of ideas, except for one. dress up as a squirrel of the opposite sex and try to seduce it. Over the years of mating you and the squirrel will form a species or human squirrel hybrids and be able to take over the world!
#3
I LIKE GREEN BEANS
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#4
When I visited Washington DC in the summer there were squirrels everywhere. We got some of them to come up to us and we even petted some of them. Then our teacher yelled at us
#5
You couldn't put peanut butter in a container yourself?
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#6
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cool story bro; not to make it pointless someone do a fantastic thread-jack

So, who else did -tempest-'s mum?
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#7
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So, who else did -tempest-'s mum?


Me. Many many times. Hottest lesbian action I ever got.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#8
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You couldn't put peanut butter in a container yourself?

I couldn't care less if it was down there, my mom was the one freaking out about it.
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Well, I'm all out of ideas, except for one. dress up as a squirrel of the opposite sex and try to seduce it. Over the years of mating you and the squirrel will form a species or human squirrel hybrids and be able to take over the world!
#9
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Me. Many many times. Hottest lesbian action I ever got.

Hmm, I believe 'pics or it didn't happen' is appropriate here.
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maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#10
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I couldn't care less if it was down there, my mom was the one freaking out about it.


You should get a cat for her birthday.
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#11
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Hmm, I believe 'pics or it didn't happen' is appropriate here.


Goh, it was too hot to have time to stop and take pics. It was a spur of the moment thing. Every single time.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#12
You're going to have to fill your basement with that foam stuff that filled up the car in Demolition Man, when Sly crashed.

That'll catch it.
We're only strays.
#13
Pest control?! Pest?
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#14


Squirrels who play banjo.

GO!
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#16
th squirrel's name is conker and he noticed u had a wad of cash walking around in ur basement
#18
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Pest control?! Pest?

yes, aren't squirrels considered rodents?
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Well, I'm all out of ideas, except for one. dress up as a squirrel of the opposite sex and try to seduce it. Over the years of mating you and the squirrel will form a species or human squirrel hybrids and be able to take over the world!
#19
Who cares about squirrels?? Beavers are the real threat, they contribute nothing to society, they just steal my fuckin wood and dump it in the goddamn river.

Worst of all of the canadian government put those evil little motherfuckers on our fucking money. The shit pisses me off

Trust me I'm a doctor

A doctor with a mustache
#20
Make sure it's not this guy:

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#21
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Who cares about squirrels?? Beavers are the real threat, they contribute nothing to society, they just steal my fuckin wood and dump it in the goddamn river.

Worst of all of the canadian government put those evil little motherfuckers on our fucking money. The shit pisses me off


canadian problems are a little irrelevant to me. I'm kind of close to Canada, but I'm a few hundred miles away.
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Well, I'm all out of ideas, except for one. dress up as a squirrel of the opposite sex and try to seduce it. Over the years of mating you and the squirrel will form a species or human squirrel hybrids and be able to take over the world!
#22
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Who cares about squirrels?? Beavers are the real threat, they contribute nothing to society, they just steal my fuckin wood and dump it in the goddamn river.

Worst of all of the canadian government put those evil little motherfuckers on our fucking money. The shit pisses me off



this is one of the many reasons why Canada sucks
#23
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Who cares about squirrels?? Beavers are the real threat, they contribute nothing to society, they just steal my fuckin wood and dump it in the goddamn river.

Worst of all of the canadian government put those evil little motherfuckers on our fucking money. The shit pisses me off


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sekLEG8xsOs

I was waiting for the right time to use that video.
#24
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You should get a cat for her birthday.

we have a cat, but he is neutered and declawed, so basically he's a walking vagina.
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Well, I'm all out of ideas, except for one. dress up as a squirrel of the opposite sex and try to seduce it. Over the years of mating you and the squirrel will form a species or human squirrel hybrids and be able to take over the world!
#25
is the squirel going to die!?
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#27
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is the squirel going to die!?

no it's a humane trap. I don't know if the pest control guy is going to though. My dad talked to him, not me.
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Well, I'm all out of ideas, except for one. dress up as a squirrel of the opposite sex and try to seduce it. Over the years of mating you and the squirrel will form a species or human squirrel hybrids and be able to take over the world!
#28
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Yeah, yesterday I guess, at some point a squirrel managed to make its way into our basement. My brother sleeps in said basement and noticed it when he woke up yesterday. We called pest control yesterday, and they didnt come until today at about 2pm. The guy layed a trap out with peanut butter in it to catch it, and now we just have to wait...

Sorry about that man. If you wanted me to leave you shoulda just asked.
#29
Captured a squirel, possum, racoon in like the span of 5 months. They weren't in my house just tearing **** up in the backyard.

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#31
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Sorry about that man. If you wanted me to leave you shoulda just asked.

You my good friend, are in fact, epic win.
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Well, I'm all out of ideas, except for one. dress up as a squirrel of the opposite sex and try to seduce it. Over the years of mating you and the squirrel will form a species or human squirrel hybrids and be able to take over the world!
#34
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Sorry about that man. If you wanted me to leave you shoulda just asked.

I love you and your comedic username
#35
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we have a cat, but he is neutered and declawed, so basically he's a walking vagina.


No kidding!

Well, I'm all out of ideas, except for one dress up as a squirrel of the opposite sex and try to seduce it. Over the years of mating you and the squirrel will form a species or human squirrel hybrids and be able to take over the world!
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#36
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Well, I'm all out of ideas, except for one dress up as a squirrel of the opposite sex and try to seduce it. Over the years of mating you and the squirrel will form a species or human squirrel hybrids and be able to take over the world!

oh god, must sig!
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Quote by floppypick
Well, I'm all out of ideas, except for one. dress up as a squirrel of the opposite sex and try to seduce it. Over the years of mating you and the squirrel will form a species or human squirrel hybrids and be able to take over the world!