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#1
Tomorrow marks my 2 month anniversary with my girlfriend.
My dad's outta town and and my stepmom works all day.
It's just me and my sister at the house.

She said there's a high probability of us having "personal time"
I haven't had "personal time" in 11 years.
I have no kind of protection.

I'm still shaking from that message.
Pit, what do I do???

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#2
You go and have 'personal time'. I think this is the obvious answer.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#3
yeah tell your sister to go for a sleepover or sth like that, she'll understand.
and yeah have sexytime
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#7
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You go and have 'personal time'. I think this is the obvious answer.

well yeah, but the problem is the actual performance of personal time.
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#10
Quote by teensean
Tomorrow marks my 2 month anniversary with my girlfriend.
My dad's outta town and and my stepmom works all day.
It's just me and my sister at the house.

She said there's a high probability of us having "personal time"
I haven't had "personal time" in 11 years.
I have no kind of protection.

I'm still shaking from that message.
Pit, what do I do???

[please don't report this, I see no reason to.]


Include your sister in this 'personal time'

wincest will then occur
#11
Quote by Serjem
yeah tell your sister to go for a sleepover or sth like that, she'll understand.
and yeah have sexytime

LOL, my sister could care less,
she said she doesn't care as long as its not loud.
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#12
Quote by teensean
Tomorrow marks my 2 month anniversary with my girlfriend.
My dad's outta town and and my stepmom works all day.
It's just me and my sister at the house.

She said there's a high probability of us having "personal time"
I haven't had "personal time" in 11 years. I have no kind of protection.

I'm still shaking from that message.
Pit, what do I do???

[please don't report this, I see no reason to.]


*Looks at profile*
*Looks at year you were born*
So, you were EIGHT when you last had sex?!

EDIT: SEVEN :|
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
Last edited by el-ECTRO at Mar 17, 2009,
#14
11 years????


Marry that bitch already.

Wait... 2 months...

nevermind...
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#15
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well yeah, but the problem is the actual performance of personal time.

just do it. buy condoms and you are ready.
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#16
umm go out and buy protection now! lol ... watch some movies
you know which one i mean.. and you'll know what to do :P
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#17
having a personal time with someone you've only been only going out with for 2 months? sounds fishy to me...
#18
Quote by teensean

I haven't had "personal time" in 11 years.


so the last time you had "personal time" you were 7?


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I have no kind of protection.

Pit, what do I do???


get some.
#19
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*Looks at profile*
*Looks at year you were born*
So, you were EIGHT when you last had sex?!

EDIT: SEVEN :|

haha
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#20
Well, if I remember correctly your step sister is smoking and taught you a thing or two, so you should invite her for a menage a trois. You're not blood related so it's not incest....unless you're into that kind of thing.
#21
Quote by teensean
LOL, my sister could care less,
she said she doesn't care as long as its not loud.



#22
how old are you?
1) your either a horny tennager who once had sex 11 years ago which is impressive
2) your a horny teenager but got raped 11 years ago
3) your an adult that still lives with your dad and step mum and had sex 11 years ago.


Go get a jonny an lock your door
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#23
Quote by el-ECTRO
*Looks at profile*
*Looks at year you were born*
So, you were EIGHT when you last had sex?!


hahaha, yeah.
looooong story. but, true, no lie.
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#24
Wait aren't you the guy who's sister showed how to masturbate, and then gave us a pic of her.


*Looks for pic*
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#26
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You have no kind of protection?

How much is a pack of condoms?


condoms are for sailors, just pee in her butt like real men, then rail his sister afterwards
#28
Quote by RU Experienced?
Well, if I remember correctly your step sister is smoking and taught you a thing or two, so you should invite her for a menage a trois. You're not blood related so it's not incest....unless you're into that kind of thing.

Is that the guy who promised us pics of his hot step sister but never delivered?
#29
Quote by teensean
hahaha, yeah.
looooong story. but, true, no lie.


wat
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#30
ehm... you're 18, maybe even 19, and is asking THIS?

EDIT: GO BUY SOME GOD DAMN CONDOMS
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#31
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#32
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You go and have 'personal time'. I think this is the obvious answer.

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#33
go buy some rubbers and have personal time, this is a dumb question.
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


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#34
it's ok man, you won't get cooties if you just **** her ear and nose

anything else and your dick will definitely fall off
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#35
I think I found her.
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#36
holy **** first time at 7??? you fell of the stairs with an erection over your sister or what?!!!
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#38
OKAY! to clear things up:
-yes i had sextime when i was...*thinking*...7 (consensual, with a friend)
-i've been going out with my girlfriend for 2 months and i plan on propsing after i come back from basic training for the air force (U.S.) [about, 4-6 months from now].
-i have no job, so i can't afford protection
-my sister WILL NOT be involved in this
-said sister doesn't care if anything goes down as long as she can't hear it happening

does this help?

NOTE: i DID deliver pics of my sister from the fapping thread
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#39
haha maiden!

The winners are those whom keep struggling


wtf... can't even afford rubbers?

then stand there and take the shame
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#40
you had the confidence to lose your virginity at 7.. but you havent done it since
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