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And one of his little friends. I've never seen them before, but they seem to have taken a liking to my yard.

I need ideas on how to scare em away. I've got a painball gun, a pellet gun, some firecrackers (I think) and I'm home alone. Oh, and they saw me when I went downstairs to see what the hell they were doing, so they've now ran into my backyard.

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#5
Dress up like a clown and rape them.
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#6
show them your soul, make them jealous
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Rape them, then make them rape each other

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#10
get cartman to deal with them. he'll get the job done
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#12
Get naked, and run around the yard screaming WOO WOO WOO and flicking your knob up and down.
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#13
paintball the ginger, pellet the mate
if any of them come back, use whatever got rid of the other one on them
#14
just shoot them with the paintball gun, then their moms will get pissed at them for getting paint all over themselves
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#15
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Get naked, and run around the yard screaming WOO WOO WOO and flicking your knob up and down.


on second thoughts, this
#16
He's only in your head, short ginger kid doesn't exist
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#19
First, smear paintballs all over your body wearing only a pair of shorts in a war paint style design. Secondly, mount the pellet gun on top of the paintball gun or vice-versa, which ever's easier. Finally, grab a barbeque lighter and a few firecrackers, putting them in your pockets or soem other place of easy access.

Now, run into your yard completely naked screaming "I am floppydick!!!" covered from head to toe in pant apart from your genitals while simultaneously firing both firearms. If the try to run away quickly light a few firecrackers and throw them in front of the boys as they try to run away.

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#21
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#22
Blast some Meshuggah, throw some firecrackers (smokers if you have them) and attack with the paintball gun, it'll scare the Hell out of them
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He's only in your head, short ginger kid doesn't exist




I don't know why but I just spent over a minute laughing about that.
#27
Play some Electric Six (Gay Bar would be a good song) as loud as you can and run out of your house wearing only boxers and a top hat. Proceed to do gay jumps around them.

....Or just rape....
#28
ask if they wanna come down stairs for some popsicles
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Blast some Meshuggah, throw some firecrackers (smokers if you have them) and attack with the paintball gun, it'll scare the Hell out of them

I second this motion, it seems like a really good idea, it'll probably cause pants-****ting
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The Replacements
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#33
Seems the general consensus is to rape them....

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#34
Climb on the roof.

Throw firecrackers at them to confuse them.

While they're running around in circles and terrified, paintball the **** out of them.

After that, pellet gun them while they're down.

It's ok, the police will see he's a ginger and then maybe even reward you. But make sure he's dead.
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#35
Get a slug, and dip it into toxic waste. It will begin to swell to 300x its origional size. Then you train the slug the art karate and weaponry. Then you put it on your garden.

Solved.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#36
just shoot them. they're ginger so they don't have a soul, well technically they're daywalkers but regardless, they lack souls.
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Get a slug, and dip it into toxic waste. It will begin to swell to 300x its origional size. Then you train the slug the art karate and weaponry. Then you put it on your garden.

Solved.

Only one, drawback, I'd imagine they probably would have left the garden, grown up, graduated, had children and died before you could carry out the final stages of your plan.
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Get naked, and run around the yard screaming WOO WOO WOO and flicking your knob up and down.

Skip to 0:45 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n79jSzKA0L8&feature=related
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