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#1
Well, when i was 7, i lived in michigan with my mom and older sister.
my sister had a friend she always used to hang out with [she was 8 ]
after some time, i became good friends with her friend. [no names to save face]
when winter rolled around, we built a snow fort in the woods near her house,
we spent lots of time in that fort, talking, playing, the usual little kid thing.

[and now comes the interesting part]
one day, she had to go pee,
so i said to go behind the fort and i'd watch to make sure no one was watching her
when she was doe [or so i thought] she asked me to "come here!"
i did, and to my suprise, she was standing there, [well you get it]
we fooled around a little, nothing big, and we went home.
the next day, we went back to the fort, this time, we went further, [no pun intended]
in our little fort, in the middle of winter,
this became a regualr practice, in the fort, her basement [of her house, not her], pretty much wherever.

one day, she had the genius idea of telling her mom that we were "exploring"
bad idea
we were banned from seeing each other, but we still found some way to see each other.
her mom found out, questioned her, and she lied and said "he said that if i told anyone that he'd hurt me"
big ****ing lie
her mom tried to take us to court, but they acquitted it or something like that.
all i know is that nothing ever went on from then

i haven't seen her since then.
that's the full story.
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#5
And... um... what was the point of that?

I WANT PICS!

EDIT-Oh sorry, I didn't realise it was a continuation from another thread.

Sucks that you don't have pics though.
Yours sincerely,

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Last edited by bobwentpop at Mar 17, 2009,
#6
awesome.
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#8
meeeh...you could have posted that in your other thread...
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#10
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her mom found out, questioned her, and she lied and said "he said that if i told anyone that he'd hurt me"
big ****ing lie


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#12
that girls mom is a retard thinking you can take a 7 and 8 year old to court
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#13
WTF was the point of this post? fail.

My babysitter sucked me off when I was like 10, but I didn't start a thread...
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#14
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How far did you two go?

full action, you know, no clothes, hardc-- nevermind... no more, we were kids, i'm not going into that much detail
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#17
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full action, you know, no clothes, hardc-- nevermind... no more, we were kids, i'm not going into that much detail

why not...not that i want to mast...i mean...yeah you should keep it private.
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#18
*Rubs eyes*

teensean? Is that you?

Let's go back to the fort, and I'll make up for saying that.
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#19
brix were shat
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#20
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Point?
#21
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#24
hahaha was worth the wait, good story
but yeah how far did you actually go?
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#25
3/10

Out of key, the harmonies were off, and you went out of time in the solo.

Wait. What were we talking about again?
#26
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WTF was the point of this post? fail.

My babysitter sucked me off when I was like 10, but I didn't start a thread...

thats one horny baby sitter
#27
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My babysitter sucked me off when I was like 10, but I didn't start a thread...


You were technically molested as a child.

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#28
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Point?

continuation from another post
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#30
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WTF was the point of this post? fail.

My babysitter sucked me off when I was like 10, but I didn't start a thread...


How old was s/he?
I'm so adjective, I verb nouns.
#32
props to you man 8/10 that f****** *i*ch thinkin that ur raping a girl thats older than you and that little ***** for not being able to get a good lie
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#36
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It's not uncommon to mess around with the neighbor girl as a little boy.
#38
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It's not uncommon to mess around with the neighbor girl as a little boy.

Or the neighbor boy...


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