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Happy St. Patrick's Day one and all!

I've been at the Uni bar for awhile now (had 6 pints of Guiness already) I'm doing an assignment then heading back to the bar once I'm done.

Enjoy your day one and all
#3
I heard that 40,000,000 americans claim to be of Irish decent
and that there are anly about 4,000,000 people in ireland
someones lying
every radio station in town was reading fact sheets of stuff like that
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#4
Whose leg do I have to hump to get a pint of Guiness around here?


Happy St. Patty's Day UG!
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Whose leg do I have to hump to get a pint of Guiness around here?


Happy St. Patty's Day UG!

My family got a cocker-spaniel named guiness yesterday
(lady that used to own him is a bartender)
and he humps stuff
your post just brought him to mind
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I heard that 40,000,000 americans claim to be of Irish decent
and that there are anly about 4,000,000 people in ireland
someones lying
every radio station in town was reading fact sheets of stuff like that


That makes sense, everybody I know says they're part Irish. I'm always like holy ****, there sure are a lot of Irish people. It makes me wonder if I'm actually part Irish or not like my mom told me...
#9
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I heard that 40,000,000 americans claim to be of Irish decent
and that there are anly about 4,000,000 people in ireland
someones lying
every radio station in town was reading fact sheets of stuff like that

If each of those people has 5 kids (considering about half are women), then that fact could be accurate.

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#11
Guiness tastes just about as good as me ****.
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LOLOLOLOLOL'111?1!111111 HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT
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[quote="'']I can count to potato


So according to your ID, peace does, in fact, sell.

Albeit poorly, it sells. Someone should tell Mustaine about this...
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Happy St Patrick's Day everyone!
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[quote="'']Finally! Someone realises the Megadeth parody in my display name

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Yeah - you should sig what I said too. It's funny, and as such, you would also be deemed fun and/or funny as well.

It's like recieving the Colbert Bump, but only on UG and I'm not Colbert.
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#20
I wanted to go to Finningans with some friends, but its waaaaaaaay Too busy.

I bang on the door but you wont let me in, say that your tired of me wreaking of Gin...

Happy St. Pattys Day, UG!
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Seeing as I'm too young to drink, there is no point to today for me. What the hell is St. Patty's for anyway?

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#23
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Seeing as I'm too young to drink, there is no point to today for me. What the hell is St. Patty's for anyway?

You could always get pinched.

Which I highly discourage.

Not a pleasurable experience... Unless you're a sick0vert...
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Seeing as I'm too young to drink, there is no point to today for me. What the hell is St. Patty's for anyway?



ITS NOT SAINT PATTY'S DAY!!!! its St. Patrick's day or Paddy's day.no one says patty
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ITS NOT SAINT PATTY'S DAY!!!! its St. Patrick's day or Paddy's day.no one says patty

So then his name would have been Saint Padrick?

That was a dumb thing to say.
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#28
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So then his name would have been Saint Padrick?

That was a dumb thing to say.


You're aware you're telling an Irish guy how to shorten the name Patrick right?

It's Paddy.
#29
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You're aware you're telling an Irish guy how to shorten the name Patrick right?

It's Paddy.

Why's it paddy?

I'm fine with being wrong, but I don't understand the logic there.
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#30
no its not.in irish his name would have been paidraig.patrick is shortened to paddy.always.patty is a word for meat only.its not a dumb thing to say.it makes more sense then shortening richard to dick.besides,patty doesnt sound right and it doesnt flow off the tongue very well
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no its not.in irish his name would have been paidraig.patrick is shortened to paddy.always.patty is a word for meat only.its not a dumb thing to say.it makes more sense then shortening richard to dick

There's the explanation I was looking for.

Thanks.

And yes, it does make more sense than Richard to Dick, OR William to Bill.
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I WON A GUNIESSS HAAAATT!!!!!!!! hahahahahahaha

sorrt i'm drunk and annoyinghahahahaha lol

Fixed.
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#34
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I don't get why you American or Canadian lot celebrate it so vehemently. I doubt many of you even know who St Patrick was, what he did, or anything like that, nor do you see it as anything more than an excuse to get pissed.

Because it's an excuse to get sh*t faced and act like morons and have it be 'justified.'

I don't know about Canada, but idiots in America do it for that reason.
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#35
Trying to get my brother to buy me beer. I bought him beer and weed last month, he can at least hook me up. Whatever. I told him to go **** himself, I'm gonna drink somewhere else tonight.

I think my friends are going to expirament with some Irish beers tonight(beamish and oharas, iirc)
#36
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#40
I've been drinking green pints since half twelve happy st patrick's day!!

Also I'm irish....a cunning combination <_<
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