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#1
I got asked today if i would feature in my friend's naked calender to raise funds for her gap year trip to Uganda.

I said yes.

Its going to be awkward as f uck, especially as i'm sharing a month with someone.

Anyone done one, made one, any tips?
#2
pics or it didn't happen.
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#3
Quote by yeoman125
Anyone done one, made one, any tips?


I was in one with another guy. We were standing butt to butt with balloons covering our junk. It was surprisingly non-awkward. Arousing, one might say.
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#5
Sounds like it'll be amusing tbh, 100% nude? Just remember, size when not aroused is not a true comparison

Though I don't see who'd buy it O.o
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#6
If you're meat and two veg are covered I think you'll feel fine. Tis for a good (ish) cause anyway.
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#7
Quote by Kensai
I was in one with another guy. We were standing butt to butt with balloons covering our junk. It was surprisingly non-awkward. Arousing, one might say.

Butt to butt you say? how did you avoid......popping the balloons?
#8
It will be covered, and will probably be a laugh. When she asked she said "would you be up for it?"

I lol'd
#9
It'll be a laugh. Do the hitler hump though mid shot, for the lolz.
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#10
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Butt to butt you say? how did you avoid......popping the balloons?


Who says I did?
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#11
Quote by yeoman125
I got asked today if i would feature in my friend's naked calender to raise funds for her gap year trip to Uganda.

I said yes.

Its going to be awkward as f uck, especially as i'm sharing a month with someone.

Anyone done one, made one, any tips?


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#13
Quote by Tomo J O
It'll be a laugh. Do the hitler hump though mid shot, for the lolz.

Hitler hump?
#14
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pics or it didn't happen.

This. I'm on a "pics or it didn't happen" spam-spree!

Yeah. I have to agree.

Pics or it didn't happen.
#15
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pics or it didn't happen.

I concur


tat is pretty cool, tho, good luck
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#16
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Hitler hump?


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#17
Quote by NoOne0507
Yeah. I have to agree.

Pics or it didn't happen.


Well it hasn't happened yet

When it does i'll post my month (I'll be the face of april fools day)

Also I just remembered a thread from ages ago, it was post a picture of yourself naked with your guitar over your rude bits. Anyone remember it?
#18
Quote by yeoman125
Well it hasn't happened yet

When it does i'll post my month (I'll be the face of april fools day)

Also I just remembered a thread from ages ago, it was post a picture of yourself naked with your guitar over your rude bits. Anyone remember it?




?
#21
*nakie guitar* Oh, lawds.........

Is she taking the shots?

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#24
Quote by Kensai
I was in one with another guy. We were standing butt to butt with balloons covering our junk. It was surprisingly non-awkward. Arousing, one might say.

...
is that the one with nice sideboob?
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#26
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Whats that you said? Naked UG calender?

There's about to be a thread isn't there....

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#27
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...
is that the one with nice sideboob?


It's... one of them.
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#28
Quote by Kensai
It's... one of them.

So that's what the pinka nd green blobs were!
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#29
cant UG do a naked calandar?
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#30
Quote by OddOneOut
So that's what the pinka nd green blobs were!


Wait, when did you see them?
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#31
My eyes have now melted due to picture on first page.

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#32
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Wait, when did you see them?


I didn't hack your computer of anything... >.>

don't you remember the ultimate boobs thread?
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#33
Quote by OddOneOut

I didn't hack your computer of anything... >.>

don't you remember the ultimate boobs thread?


After pondering on this for a while I just remembered.

Funny what some remember and others don't, eh?

you probably saved it too
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#34
... Maybe....

TS: don't worry about it being awkward.
Oh and having a bigger item to cover yourself up with, won't give the impression you have a bigger dick,
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#35
Quote by OddOneOut
... Maybe....

TS: don't worry about it being awkward.
Oh and having a bigger item to cover yourself up with, won't give the impression you have a bigger dick,


yeah i think all i need to bring is a matchstick
#36
Quote by OddOneOut
... Maybe....

TS: don't worry about it being awkward.
Oh and having a bigger item to cover yourself up with, won't give the impression you have a bigger dick,


Some of us have no choice but to blow up 2 gigantic balloons, you know.
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#37
Quote by Kensai
Some of us have no choice but to blow up 2 gigantic balloons, you know.


I've seen the picture, isn't this the balloon you used?

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sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#38
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Some of us have no choice but to blow up 2 gigantic balloons, you know.

I know the feeling.
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#39
You'll be 18 by then right?
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#40
Quote by Kensai
I was in one with another guy. We were standing butt to butt with balloons covering our junk. It was surprisingly non-awkward. Arousing, one might say.



i never know if he is serious but to be honest it never bothers me
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