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Ok so today i was walking down the street with one of my friends, i was drinking Dr pepper and then suddenly this bald guy (he was quite small) came up behind me and took my favourite hat and ran around the corner.
He got me by surprise, i was all like WTF!? it was then when i gave chase to the mugger but to no avail...
since it was my favourite hat i actually went to the police, they said they'll do all the can and i left knowing i probably wont get it back anyway.
It was a Atticus branded Beanie hat
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#2
Have any of you watched one of your favourite posessions being stolen right in front of you?
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#5
I love Dr Pepper.
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#9
If anyone stole my hat I'd ****ing kill them, I love my hat I seriously wear it all the time...

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#11
I don't believe you. But anyways, track him down and molest his penis.
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#12
There's no way the cops are going to find this guy.
I mean, if he'd ejaculated, then stole your hat maybe they'd have a chance.
But how are they supposed to find one bald midget in a whole city.
#13
He was bald.

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#16
Your hat didn't fit anyway, loser.
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#17
I have an emotional attachment to my hat, so if that happened to me then i'd have to give chase immediatly and not give up til i'd ripped this guys intestines out, and tied them round his throat, then strangled him til his eyes popped out, then pulled his brain out through his eye sockets.

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#18
but why?
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#20
that sucks.


but he was bald. he probably needs the hat more than you anyway.


just buy a new one.
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No it's not. I love my hat more than Dr. Pepper. Fack off.
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#28
get an oversized beanie, way cooler
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#29
More like...

HATTICUS

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Oh, I just had some Dr Pepper with my dinner today. In fact, I might just go get another glass.

I drank some with some oven fresh choco chip cookies.


'Twas quite orgasmic, I tell you.
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I drank some with some oven fresh choco chip cookies.


'Twas quite orgasmic, I tell you.

Oh, that sounds just lovely. Might make cookies tonight now... Anyone want some?
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I drank some with some oven fresh choco chip cookies.


'Twas quite orgasmic, I tell you.

Thats livin large it's awesome when that happens with coffee too
#34
Do you really want it back after its been in possession of a man who stole a toque off someones head and ran away? Really?
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Do you really want it back after its been in possession of a man who stole a toque off someones head and ran away? Really?

I never thought of that til now, good point! you never know where its been >.<
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I never thought of that til now, good point! you never know where its been >.<


He's probably been wearing it on his balls.
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If he's gonna get one of them he may aswell buy a condom and wear that, its the same look.

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#40
Man, if you were wearing a wig or a toupee that would have been perfect.
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