#1
Hey,

I've been asked to write an article in my school newspaper, its normally full of anti-drug and anti-fun stuff so I want something stupidly boring to right about e.g. trainspotting or different types of ink.

So pit, what can i write about?

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#2
Make a public service announcement that you are coming out of the closet and go into excruciating detail about how you discovered your sexuality.
#8
Write about the effectiveness of different pocket protectors.
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#9
Write about how fun it is to wear a purity ring.
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#10
Oh, write about different types of ink! But here's the catch: make the ink stand for different things, thereby making your article really subversive whilst appearing to be about nothing more than ink.

For example, green ink represents "Save the Environment" enthusiasts. Slag them off! Red ink is communism. Slag off communism!

Thick ink in rollerball pens is the state of the education system. Slag it off!

Fountain pen ink in cartridges is the upper class snobs. Slag them off!

I could go on forever

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#12
MUDK1PS!!!!
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#13
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Hey,

I've been asked to write an article in my school newspaper, its normally full of anti-drug and anti-fun stuff

Would an actual, intellectually honest marijuana debate be slashed?

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