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#1


The Pit is filled with many a lost soul (or so it seems with the reocurring 'I have a problem' threads). Let it out.
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it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




e-married to
theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#4
1) I have a haircut appointment tomorrow and I just know they'll screw it up.

2) I'm writing a poem for this girl and I'm thinking of a good word that rhymes with sew

3) My penis is significantly smaller than daytripper75's enormous penis.
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#5
I'm scared of beards and black chairs. And clowns.


In reality, I have little work ethic and I have important exams coming up, and im worried up that I won't get my head down and work.


Quote by Kensai
1) I have a haircut appointment tomorrow and I just know they'll screw it up.

2) I'm writing a poem for this girl and I'm thinking of a good word that rhymes with sew



1) "can I have less hair please" "why of course" *time passes* "thank you i have less hair"

2) blow, on your chest my seeds I sough, in your arse my toe, stick it in your oboe. Etc.
Last edited by minibrowny at Mar 17, 2009,
#6
Quote by daytripper75
that chair troubles me. i sincerely dislike it.

This any better?

Quote by Kjell
1) I have a haircut appointment tomorrow and I just know they'll screw it up.

2) I'm writing a poem for this girl and I'm thinking of a good word that rhymes with sew

Men's hair grows back fairly nicely within a week or two.
No.
Quote by Arthur Curry
it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




e-married to
theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#7
Quote by Kensai


2) I'm writing a poem for this girl and I'm thinking of a good word that rhymes with sew




you sew like woah!!!


Quote by vintage x metal

This any better?





yes.
#9
I don't have problems, i'm a winner.
Quote by severed-metal
Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.


Quote by Morphogenesis26
So my question is. Can Pre-Cum fluid pass through my underwear, my jeans, onto and through her jeans, through her underwear, and impregnate her?
#10
No moneyz.

No car(replacing engine, but have to wait to get new one due to lack of moneyz).

Not enough hours at work.

Growing my hair longer, and I need a friggin straightener. God damn.

Erm... On the bright side, I'm drinking right now
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^^^Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Ted!^^^


Monsterbeast is fat and ugly.
#13
Quote by daytripper75
yes.

Good I'll keep it just for you.

Quote by FruscianteFan77
Your face!

I'm sorry, am I arousing you at an inopportune time?
Quote by Arthur Curry
it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




e-married to
theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#15
Quote by minibrowny
1) "can I have less hair please" "why of course" *time passes* "thank you i have less hair"

2) blow, on your chest my seeds I sough, in your arse my toe, stick it in your oboe. Etc.


1) I always end up with some gay haircut

2) You have a very weird view of sewing!

Quote by vintage x metal
Men's hair grows back fairly nicely within a week or two.
No.


No?

Quote by daytripper75
you sew like woah!!!


I think she's asian, I dont want to offend her.

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Aaah yes, rhyming dictonaries!
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#16
self-consciousness about my looks, but I'm a teenager so I'm allowed. Just overly so since i'm going on a residential tomorrow for 3 days and there'll be loads of girls there
#17
Quote by Kensai
No?

No rhymes with 'sew'
Quote by Arthur Curry
it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




e-married to
theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#18
1.) i've never played guitar naked.
2.) i have to retire a good pair of converse because of a jello accident.
3.) my in the closet gay friend wont stop feeling my arms in school.
4.) i havent seen a boob in just over a year.
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


We are building up a new world.
Do not sit idly by.
#19
I caught mono. Haven't been kissing anyone who's recently had it. Some bastard probably spit in my drink or something
Keeping it real since '92
#20
Quote by Kensai
1) I always end up with some gay haircut

2) You have a very weird view of sewing!



Do you think its pronounced


syoo-wing?


#21
I'm disturbed by the fact that your chair is apparently a "Retro-Housewife" model.
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Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

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wtf290 uses make bubbles feel like crap
Its super effective!
#23
my phone doesn't work because my mom didn't pay the bill

i can't find anyone to buy my guitars

i have no idea how im going to pay for summer classes next year
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M. Night Shyamallama

#24
Quote by Kensai
1) I have a haircut appointment tomorrow and I just know they'll screw it up.

2) I'm writing a poem for this girl and I'm thinking of a good word that rhymes with sew

3) My penis is significantly smaller than daytripper75's enormous penis.


Wait, what the hell?

4) bitches be messing with my posts!
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#25
Quote by wtf290
I'm disturbed by the fact that your chair is apparently a "Retro-Housewife" model.

Quote by Arthur Curry
it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




e-married to
theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#26
I barely understand any of what we're doing in maths atm.

I still have a maclaurin series sheet to finish for tomorrow. booo.
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OddOneOut is an Essex S&M mistress and not a pirate or a computer program.

#27
Quote by vintage x metal

aah, if only.
Quote by severed-metal
Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.


Quote by Morphogenesis26
So my question is. Can Pre-Cum fluid pass through my underwear, my jeans, onto and through her jeans, through her underwear, and impregnate her?
#29
How I am going to get to kings of leon tonight :/
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#30
Quote by OddOneOut
I barely understand any of what we're doing in maths atm.

I still have a maclaurin series sheet to finish for tomorrow. booo.

Odd, we just finished our unit on Maclaurin and Taylor series. Good luck =] It's not difficult once you get the hang of it
Quote by Arthur Curry
it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




e-married to
theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#31
Quote by vintage x metal

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There is something about that chair that disturbs me. It's... There's just something fundamentally wrong with it the chills my soul to the cock.

That's not a good thing mind you.

Quote by vintage x metal



This one is too vaginally suggestive.
Last edited by Trefellin at Mar 17, 2009,
#32
Homework =/
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#33
Quote by vintage x metal
Odd, we just finished our unit on Maclaurin and Taylor series. Good luck =] It's not difficult once you get the hang of it

I can do it now hehe.

It's just the complex exponents and DEs and stats we're doing aswell.
4 modules at the same time = bad.
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OddOneOut is an Essex S&M mistress and not a pirate or a computer program.

#34
I have an Archaeology exam this thursday that I have to read hundreds of pages for, tomorrow I'll be busy with classes from 9-4 and I have another exam tomorrow. And a big paper that I need to get started on.


And now I'm aroused at an inopportune time.
#35
Basically, a clean escape from high school:
1. I have a couple low grades (40%s) in some of my classes, I need to get at least all C's to graduate.
2. I need 40 hours of community service in the next month and a half, or I don't graduate.
3. There have been quite a few crackdowns on drugs in town and esp. at school lately, so I need to make sure I don't get busted, while still being able to enjoy and celebrate the end of high school like I'm entitled to


My mind is going. I can feel it.
#37
1. I have no job and am running out of time and It seems the only way to find work is to have connections
2. I'm falling behind in school because I have no money (Most likely doing 3 years at a community college now...)
3. My monitor might die on me soon
4. I wonder if I'll ever be normal
#38
Quote by Fenderhippie69
1.) i've never played guitar naked.
2.) i have to retire a good pair of converse because of a jello accident.
3.) my in the closet gay friend wont stop feeling my arms in school.
4.) i havent seen a boob in just over a year.

Sounds like the universe is trying to tell you something

I'm at a stand still in my life and I need to figure some things out. I can do it, but it's still causing me some stress. Oh and I keep talking to an ex and things were going so well as friends, but now certain things are getting complicated. To her they probably aren't, but really that makes it even more tough for me
Miss Scourge? PM me.

I am the mistress of ManWithoutAHat . This pleases me.
#39
im just angry. that is all.
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Ewww the searchbar is a slut, it gets used everyday...

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The brain says "hey, lets be friends" and the dick says "hey, lets get those clothes off, eh?"

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Yeaaaaaah, Huuuuuhuuuu, Saaaaaaah and MASTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR are all Hetfield memes.
#40
Quote by jimmy_neutron
seems similar to the hugging thread no?

My first thought was "This sounds familiar"
Glad I'm not the only one.

One of my best friends decided never to talk to me again and never gave me a reason. I want a reason to hate her so I can get over the fact she just ended our friendship but I can't see one.
I hope it doesn't seem, like I'm young, foolish, and green.
Let me in for a minute, you're not my life but I want you in it


O Dayya, te echaré de menos, siempre

Y siempre
Y para siempre
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