#3
If you don't want to click the link, a Finnish guy hit a deer with his motorcycle and lost a finger. Later, he installed a USB device in his prosthetic finger. ~Fin~

Edit: I didn't make any of that up.
#5
You made it sound way cooler than it actually is
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#7
Quote by Ace88
You made it sound way cooler than it actually is


I didnt
I posted the headline as the title
and then mentioned how **** **** it actually was :p
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#8
The finger is not permanently attached to his hand, so it can be easily left plugged into a computer when in use.


Good idea
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#9
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


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#11
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Good idea
I can imagine him forgetting about it in a library or something.

"Mate, you left your finger in the computer..."
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#14
lotta good that does Ol' Ten Fingers Zugunruhe, as the boys used to call me.
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#15
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I can imagine him forgetting about it in a library or something.

"Mate, you left your finger in the computer..."
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Or if it wasn't removeable and he had to sit with his finger in the computer all the time if he was using it.
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#16
This would be cool if it didn't look to creepy. Why did he need to make it look like a finger? He should've gone all bionic man with it.
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#17
i think the funniest thing is his name.

jerry jalava. hahahahahaha
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#18
^Its too funny to be true.
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#20
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i think the funniest thing is his name.

jerry jalava. hahahahahaha


Haha yeah, sounds pretty dumb pronounced in finnish, let alone english.
Jalava means "Elm" in finnish.

USB drive in your finger? genius.
Last edited by Tommy[fin] at Mar 17, 2009,
#21
"Mr Jalava says he was inspired by a joke made by the doctors treating him"

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