This post may not mean a damn thing to most of you--

but I've had a terrible day.

And when I got home today, I realized the first thing I did was start playing guitar and then I logged onto UG.

My dad was being an asshole and I know,...**** happens, but when I don't have a secure home to go to, I go to UG.

This is my secure home. (I know, I know, I'm a pussy.) But still,

thanks UG.
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Funny, my dad hates me BECAUSE of UG

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i guess he thinks ug is a pron site..

Naw, if it was he'd be proud
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Funny, my dad hates me BECAUSE of UG

i guess he thinks ug is a pron site..

Yeah, I agree. As pussyish as it sounds, UG has hekped me through a lot of stuff.
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Before and after my parents divorce, I always find comfort on UG, Lol, Its a home for all teen-agnst or wayward Guitar bass, Drummers seeking Social refuge from the outside world

Whoa, Saying that just made me feel trippy
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I hope you plan on paying rent just kidding TS I had a pretty rough home life until me and my dad moved out and UG became my second home during that time too, if you need someone to talk to about you can PM me or go to the hugging thread
Wanna make out or something?
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