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#1
This freshman got caught fapping in his spanish class. I thought it was hilarious. Curiously though, my response was not "what a freak", it was: "Was it Ms. S's class? Cuz Ms. S is really hot" (Ik, i'm a loser ). He was in the 60 yr old fat teacher's class though. Idk what he was getting off to. Probably had an iphone or somethin.

There isn't really a question, but I thought it was worthy of posting. Maybe post similar "idiots in school experiences". Or just post reactions. I don't really care.
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#3
lmao thats great.

edit:did they punish him or anything lol?
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I heard someone masturbated in class in my school too. Apparently he was masturbating over a woman giving birth

Oh God, that video scarred me for life. We had to watch it in Sex Ed.
#6
he probably couldve really used a handjob right then
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#8
all that happened at my school was a kid grabbed this chicks ass and ran
my school is boring
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#9
Awesome.
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#10
Some kid in my grade was fapping at a Badminton match under his coat. That was early last year, and people still make fun of him for it. He's really wierd...

Ewwwww @ guy fapping over birth video. That video is the best birth control I know of...
#11
Not related to fapping but since we're on the subject of idiots in school, one guy I knew once wrote a test and copied EVERYTHING off the guy next to him ... including the name on the test.
#12
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kid whipped out his dick and stuck it on top of a girls head while behind her, but thats about it.

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#14
What an idiot.

Still, rofl etc.
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Wow... seems like a sticky situation....

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#17
Some guy got his head bashed on the wall during a fight, there's a huge blood stain on the wall now.

Closest thing to public fapping we have.
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Closest thing to public fapping we have.

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#21
A kid pissed in a water bottle in the middle of class because the teacher wouldn't let him go to the bathroom.

The kid was badass and the teacher was an old hag who would wear short shirts and she'd raise her arms to demonstrate what a parabola was and her fat rolls would pop out from under her shirt.
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#22
girl got caught with a sharpie in her pussy

haha, shes a tramp anyways and not that hot soo, nothing special lol
#23
You know how there are separate classes in most high schools for the "special" kids? Well, in my old school district, they weren't allowed to have the lights off in those classes during movies. Just a few years ago, two of the Downies, as I call them, got caught having sex in the dark in the back of the classroom. No joke. I always thought that was pretty wild.
#24
One time i asked my teacher to use the restroom and came back like 10 min. later totally blazed cuz i happened to run into a few friends who were about to leave for lunch and so i smoked a blunt real quick. I wreaked in class. Also in Junior high this one kid was whacking in history class.
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kid whipped out his dick and stuck it on top of a girls head while behind her, but thats about it.


I guess it's true what they say. Two heads are better than one...

yeah!
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A kid pissed in a water bottle in the middle of class because the teacher wouldn't let him go to the bathroom.

The kid was badass and the teacher was an old hag who would wear short shirts and she'd raise her arms to demonstrate what a parabola was and her fat rolls would pop out from under her shirt.



Some kid at my old school pissed in a bottle, then threw it into the band room. It got all over this girl. She's scarred for life and she's all germophobic now.
#27
Thats some funny shit.
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You know how there are separate classes in most high schools for the "special" kids? Well, in my old school district, they weren't allowed to have the lights off in those classes during movies. Just a few years ago, two of the Downies, as I call them, got caught having sex in the dark in the back of the classroom. No joke. I always thought that was pretty wild.

Supposedly to spec. ed. kids boned in the bathroom.
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Some kid at my old school pissed in a bottle, then threw it into the band room. It got all over this girl. She's scarred for life and she's all germophobic now.


This happened at my school as well before I graduated. But the kid pissed in the bottle then dumped it on another kid and they got in a fight and both got suspended. Ive never seen a fight in school the times I thought I was going to get to see one it didnt happen like they would push each other then nothing would happen. One time I did see a kid get punched in the face though.

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#31
A guy got caught in health class. It was during the time that we were being showed the symptoms of STDs.
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#32
Are science teacher last year is an ex-porn star. My friend sat in the back and fapped to a picture of her.

Also are principle is an ex play mate.
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This happened at my school as well before I graduated. But the kid pissed in the bottle then dumped it on another kid and they got in a fight and both got suspended. Ive never seen a fight in school the times I thought I was going to get to see one it didnt happen like they would push each other then nothing would happen. One time I did see a kid get punched in the face though.

Two kids got into a fight at my high school and one of them pushed against a wall. He cracked his skull and there was this nasty mark all over the wall right at the top of main stairway that they had covered with a board for the longest time.
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#34
in 3rd grade this chick was fingering herself. i looked over (she was next to me) and saw her, but didn't realize what was going on at that time/age. she gave me a frightened face and said "don't tell anyone".. i was just like "uh.. okay?" but then the next year i got it xD
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in 3rd grade this chick was fingering herself. i looked over (she was next to me) and saw her, but didn't realize what was going on at that time/age. she gave me a frightened face and said "don't tell anyone".. i was just like "uh.. okay?" but then the next year i got it xD



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in 3rd grade this chick was fingering herself. i looked over (she was next to me) and saw her, but didn't realize what was going on at that time/age. she gave me a frightened face and said "don't tell anyone".. i was just like "uh.. okay?" but then the next year i got it xD

Damn dude. That's a total green light there. The proper response to "Don't tell anyone" is "Only if I can get a little bit of that hand action."
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Are science teacher last year is an ex-porn star. My friend sat in the back and fapped to a picture of her.

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Well, the closest to something like that I've heard of is a guy pretended to be a chick on msn, went on webcam with this other guy and crossed his legs to hide his junk, making him look sort of like a chick.... Anyway one can probably guess what the kid on the receiving end was doing.
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Well, the closest to something like that I've heard of is a guy pretended to be a chick on msn, went on webcam with this other guy and crossed his legs to hide his junk, making him look sort of like a chick.... Anyway one can probably guess what the kid on the receiving end was doing.


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#39
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girl got caught with a sharpie in her pussy

haha, shes a tramp anyways and not that hot soo, nothing special lol

How did she get caught? It's not like it would be hard to hide something there...

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#40
This guy at my school named "Jack Off" Jeff got caught beating it to anime kittens in computers
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