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I'm not necessarily talking about your names, just funny names you've heard.

At my job I give phone surveys so I hear A LOT... names such as:

Sandy Pu(I assumed it is pronounced poo)
Matthew Assman
I ran into an Igor today
Gregory Boner*
Judy Stroker*


*This is a funny story... my friend and I were sitting next to eachother and I was REALLY high( I usually do better there stoned:p) and my friend came across Gregory Boner and I laughed my ass off and so did he. He wasn't home so he set it for a call back. Not 10 seconds after that Judy Stroker popped up on my screen. I was laughing so hard that the lady hung up on me... It was one of the funniest things I've ever had happen there... I hate that God forsaken place, though... I've been there a year

List any you've heard, I know I've heard more but those are all I can think of right now.
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#6
I saw a mexican girl at KFC with her name tag saying Punani, i kept laughing as i was ordering, she kind of caught onto it coz i kept looking at it as i was ordering lol
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#8
theres a commentatior in australia known as rex hunt.......

his real name is mike hunt

well its either him or anouther one

but the name is funny none the less
#10
Any dude name Kelly.
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#13
there's a mike hunt at my school. I also know a holly day, definitely the coolest name ever.
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#14
I have always found Eugene to be just a downright odd name. Just always pictured a little kid with snot running out of his nose that has an annoying laugh.
#15
my friend harrison bonner.

harry boner LOL

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there's a mike hunt at my school. I also know a holly day, definitely the coolest name ever.



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#16
dick pound
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#17
I once knew this guy named Dick Pincher.
And isn't there an american judge or something like that called Willy Stroker?
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*This is a funny story... my friend and I were sitting next to eachother and I was REALLY high( I usually do better there stoned:p) and my friend came across Gregory Boner and I laughed my ass off and so did he. He wasn't home so he set it for a call back. Not 10 seconds after that Judy Stroker popped up on my screen. I was laughing so hard that the lady hung up on me... It was one of the funniest things I've ever had happen there... I hate that God forsaken place, though... I've been there a year

List any you've heard, I know I've heard more but those are all I can think of right now.

Where??

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Oh, not American then. But he was a judge.
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Oh, not American then. But he was a judge.

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I posted on first page saying there was an american judge called willy stroker.
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#31
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onslow
flyn
tucker

TUCKER IS NOT A NAME!


Tuck her? I barely know her!


But in all seriousness

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Dan Gleesack

need I go on?
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#32
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I posted on first page saying there was an american judge called willy stroker.

Oh... I'm actually using 40 pp but I just skimmed through the thread and didn't see the picture so I posted it.
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Karvid is sexy

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Its lame.
#33
I know a girl whose name is Rainbow Sundae Maxwell. Her sister's name is Sunshine, and her brother is, wait for it, Happy-Day.

Seriously.
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Make love not war.
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#34
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#35
I once heard an announcement at my school for a "John Master Bater" to report to the office for an early dismissal.
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Dusan Mandick?
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