#1
my friends were telling me about a song they had to sing in kindergarten that i found kind of disturbing.
"Nobody likes me everybody hates me, might as well go eat worms" i think there were other verses but thats not exactly right for childrens self esteem...
any of you have similar things... songs... whatevers...

p.s. my hand has bite marks on it, looks kinda like
O---O--O
O---O
-------O-O
everything purple tastes like grape
everything blue tastes like blueberry
everything pink tastes like watermelon
everything red tastes like strawberry
everything orange tastes like orange
everything yellow tastes like lemon
Last edited by pwnagegnome at Mar 18, 2009,
#3
Ring around the Rosies of course..
if you don't know its about the Black Plague,
Ahh i love it
#5
Quote by Erikk
Ring around the Rosies of course..
if you don't know its about the Black Plague,
Ahh i love it

did you do the actual one? with the all fall dead?
everything purple tastes like grape
everything blue tastes like blueberry
everything pink tastes like watermelon
everything red tastes like strawberry
everything orange tastes like orange
everything yellow tastes like lemon
#6
Most nursery rhymes are screwed up. They all have messages about death. Cool.
#7
Ring around the rowsies
Pockets full of posies
Ashes, ashes
We all fall down!

Im creeped out now. Its dark.
#8
I remember singing a song that had the phrase "The black and white midget with the eight red toes".

I don't see any educational value in that. ha
#9
nobody likes me
everybody hates me
sitting in the garden eating worms

big fat slimy ones
(something) (something) slippy ones
oh, how they wiggle and squirm!


thats how i learned it atleast....
Remember through sounds
Remember through smells
Remember through colors
Remember through towns
-Modest Mouse, "Novocaine Stain"
#10
Quote by pwnagegnome
my friends were telling me about a song they had to sing in kindergarten that i found kind of disturbing.
"Nobody likes me everybody hates me, might as well go eat worms" i think there were other verses but thats not exactly right for childrens self esteem...
any of you have similar things... songs... whatevers...


Long, thin, slimy ones
Short, fat, juicy ones
Itsy bitsy fuzzy wuzzy worms...
#11
"History Lesson" by Stephen Lynch would be a good one to sing to kindergarteners.


Write it down, mother****ers!
At the end of the day...
Prepare to kill
everyone.
Last edited by YakunaAi at Mar 18, 2009,
#12
Quote by NoLaurelTree000
nobody likes me
everybody hates me
sitting in the garden eating worms

big fat slimy ones
(something) (something) slippy ones
oh, how they wiggle and squirm!


thats how i learned it atleast....

I always it was:

Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
I'm gonna eat some worms

Big ones, skinny ones
Itty itty bitty ones
I'm gonna eat some worms!

Chop off the heads, and suck out the juice
Throw the skins away
Us kids eat worms three times a day
And inbetweeeeeeeen
#13
I grew up in Christ's lair school, so every song was a bit alarming. Ring around the rosie comes to my mind because we were informed that we were summoning demons and that saying "ashes, ashes" was wrong because it was an indicator of hell.

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#14
now that I'm older a lot of cartoons seem really fucked up like tom and jerry beating the shit out of each other.

oh and on the playground on the merry go round they would sing"faster, faster, we need another master" and I always thought it was stupid, but now it's like, "wtf is up with that shit? where did that come from?"
#15
rock a by baby
on the tree top
when the bough breaks
the cradle will fall
and down will come baby
cradle and all


...



wtf
was the baby doing in the tree in the first place?
#16
Quote by Ulalume
I grew up in Christ's lair school, so every song was a bit alarming. Ring around the rosie comes to my mind because we were informed that we were summoning demons and that saying "ashes, ashes" was wrong because it was an indicator of hell.

Do I need more reasons to hate Christianity? Here is one more.


Who names a place "Christ's Lair"?


"3 Blind Mice" is pretty violent.

"Ding Dong Del" is scray too, if you've read Del-Del by Victor Kelleher.
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Last edited by Abunai X at Mar 18, 2009,
#18
Quote by Erikk
Ring around the Rosies of course..
if you don't know its about the Black Plague,
Ahh i love it

It's not actually about the plague, I saw it on QI.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY