#1
I told my mate to go up to this girl he likes and say ' i wanna cum on your pretty little face'

You should of seen her face!

Whats yours?
#4
Icy Hot on my balls... I knew from other stories that it hurt but I was almost crying... my friend actually puked... Never try it... It hurts A LOT more than you think.
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#5
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Icy Hot on my balls... I knew from other stories that it hurt but I was almost crying... my friend actually puked... Never try it... It hurts A LOT more than you think.

You are an idiot. I've heard o fso many people doing this, I don't understand it. Personally I think it's pretty sad that you need to get your balls out to get your attention fix.
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#6
My pastor recently dared me to walk into a building and proclaim my love for Jesus at the top of my lungs.

I made him apologize for getting me kicked out of walmart.

Edit: ^^^ My friend did that. He waddled all day because he did it at school.
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#7
I licked the pus coming out of my friends knee wound for 10 bucks. No joke. The worst part was his hairy leg.
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#9
What is the deal with IcyHot anyway? Why does it hurt so much?

Some guy at the swimming pools bet me a lollipop I couldn't pick up the soap with my pants down and my hands tied behind my back.
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#10
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I told my mate to go up to this girl he likes and say ' i wanna cum on your pretty little face'

You should of seen her face!

Whats yours?

so he came on her face?
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#11
ran over a car going very slowly along a road. whilst very drunk obviously. then ran away from very angry driver
#12
one of my friends was dared to spray deep heat (or icyhot as it is known here) on his penis, so he did, then was told to do the same with deep frezze (same as deep heat except cold, obviously) then was told to rub deep heat cream under his foreskin.
he was in immense pain, and had to spend an hour in the shower washing his penis

he did it all just to get a pint

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#13
yesterday my friend ate a green chilli in food tech. aparently they're worse than the red ones and eating one seed burns your tongue. he ate the whole thing apart from the stalk.

he was running round the room shouting for water and there was a puddle of drool where he'd bent down to get his drink out of his bag.

also he rubbed his eyes by accident. if you know about chillis then you'll realise how significant that is.

he wants to eat another tomorrow in geography to piss the teacher off. good times.
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#14
i had sex with this hot chick for $20.
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that'd be slightly creepy if i didn't find it so amusing.
#15
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i had sex with this hot chick for $20.

Dude, how could you stoop so low?
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#17
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Dude, how could you stoop so low?



shes hot as hell. hottest girl ive ever met...im so ashamed of myself for not giving her her money back...
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that'd be slightly creepy if i didn't find it so amusing.
#18
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i had sex with this hot chick for $20.



this is the type of free market economy we need!
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