#1
Today, I was watching TV, minding my own business, when my FUCKING LITTLE SHIT nephew comes running into the living room, with my mp3 player in his mouth, saturated in drool. Now it's covered in bite marks and doesn't switch on properly, anybody know if there's a way to fix it?
#4
buy a new one, you don't want one covered in drool anyway. Even if you wash it off, you'll always know.
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#5
yea. i wasnt gonna say anything, but your nephew is totally a dick.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#6
Quote by Zugunruhe
yea. i wasnt gonna say anything, but your nephew is totally a dick.


Yeah, what a douchebag.
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#7
Quote by ProphetToJables
buy a new one, you don't want one covered in drool anyway. Even if you wash it off, you'll always know.

Yeah, get your Uncle to pay.
#9
I'm sure about 90% of all pit monkeys hate kids, unless you're talking about eating or killing or sexually molesting them.

But yeah, ****ty buzz... um... yeah buy a new one dude. Take advantage of this opportunity to buy yourself something nice.
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Quote by Sammythedruggie

touche sir.
#10
That sucks.
Nephew has one redeeming feature though
He doesn't necessarily like SOAD..
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#12
Someone was obviously born an adult... your mother must have a loose vagina, man.
#13
It's like kids are born douches and then we give them treatment as they grow up. For free. I mean, what the ****?
#14
Quote by jtaylor
Someone was obviously born an adult... your mother must have a loose vagina, man.

, He's got a point there...
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#16
Quote by demonsheep
That sucks.
Nephew has one redeeming feature though
He doesn't necessarily like SOAD..


I'm not particularly into SOAD much anymore, actually.

Quote by ProphetToJables

buy a new one, you don't want one covered in drool anyway. Even if you wash it off, you'll always know.


I'd be fine with the drool if that was the only problem.

Quote by elekguit

I'm sure about 90% of all pit monkeys hate kids, unless you're talking about eating or killing or sexually molesting them.

But yeah, ****ty buzz... um... yeah buy a new one dude. Take advantage of this opportunity to buy yourself something nice.


This would be good, if I wasn't broke at the moment.


Quote by Tempoe

Yeah, get your Uncle to pay.


Ummm, I'm his uncle?

Quote by LeBunny

Take his soul, it's obviously worth about the same as your $64 mp3.


$167 actually, and that's quite a bit of money to me.

Also, if I seem like a whiny cunt right now, it's because I'm pretty fucked off right now, which I'm sure you could understand.
#18
Quote by SOADisdabest
This would be good, if I wasn't broke at the moment.


Only one solution. Being a respectful neighbor.

You knew that was coming.
Add me or I will eat your kitty!



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Quote by Sammythedruggie

touche sir.
Last edited by elekguit at Mar 18, 2009,
#21
Quote by bloodsugar
hair dryer?

how would that kill his nephew?
Been in Japan since August, no fucking money left!
#22
Quote by elekguit
Only one solution. Rape.

You knew that was coming.


And you know what's coming now.

*reported*
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#23
Quote by jtaylor
That doesn't answer to your mothers cavernous vagina.


This has nothing to do with my mother's vagina, he's my NEPHEW.

Quote by elekguit
Only one solution. Rape.

You knew that was coming.


I did, sadly.
#24
Quote by GaijinFoot
how would that kill his nephew?


You use it on the mp3 player, I did it with my digimon thing when I was a kid, and it worked
#25
Quote by bloodsugar
You use it on the mp3 player, I did it with my digimon thing when I was a kid, and it worked

so you use the hair drier to heat up the mp3? and then throw it at the nephew? sorry bro I don't think that'd kill him.
Been in Japan since August, no fucking money left!
#26
Quote by SOADisdabest
He has nothing to do with my mother's vagina, he's my NEPHEW!!


cheers. I beat off supple little children ................... . with sticks..
Last edited by god of lamb at Mar 18, 2009,
#27
Quote by Survivalism
And you know what's coming now.

*reported*


Darn you and your no fun. Well I'll see you all after my ban. 2nd one is how long?
Add me or I will eat your kitty!



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Quote by Sammythedruggie

touche sir.
#28
Quote by elekguit
Darn you and your no fun. Well I'll see you all after my ban. 2nd one is how long?

45 mudda****in dais biatch!
don't know why he reported you though.
Been in Japan since August, no fucking money left!
#29
Lol, not sure. I'll guess rape jokes aren't accepted even if you contributed seriously to the thread beforehand. The Pit has lost it's way.
Add me or I will eat your kitty!



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Quote by Sammythedruggie

touche sir.
#31
Quote by elekguit
Lol, not sure. I'll guess rape jokes aren't accepted even if you contributed seriously to the thread beforehand. The Pit has lost it's way.

Rape jokes are fine, but saying "rape" in every thread just because "it has to be done" or "it's the pit" is fucking annoying and I hate people who do it.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#32
Quote by whalepudding
Rape jokes are fine, but saying "rape" in every thread just because "it has to be done" or "it's the pit" is fucking annoying and I hate people who do it.


Check my posts, I'm a nice guy. Lol. Meh, we shall await the morn and see what fate has in store for me.
Add me or I will eat your kitty!



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Quote by Sammythedruggie

touche sir.
#33
Quote by SOADisdabest
Today, I was watching TV, minding my own business, when my FUCKING LITTLE SHIT nephew comes running into the living room, with my mp3 player in his mouth, saturated in drool. Now it's covered in bite marks and doesn't switch on properly, anybody know if there's a way to fix it?




That sucks dude...
What is this that stands before me?

Figure in black that points at me...


FUCKETH THINE SELF
#34
Quote by Survivalism
And you know what's coming now.

*reported*


GTFO the pit you spoon.

ZEDIT: sorry for the double post.
What is this that stands before me?

Figure in black that points at me...


FUCKETH THINE SELF
Last edited by Argonaut at Mar 18, 2009,