#1
Well, do you have any funny or weird manurisms that you enact around your friends?
I'm kind of curious as to whether I'm the only person who does this kind of stuff.

For exsample(stolen straight from another thread I posted in):

Whenever we see a gal whom we consider sexually attractive, we replace all boner talk with cancer terms, like "Holysh*t, I have a fat tumor..." or if we see like a young fat kid bend over, in a molestery kind of way someone will say "I think that kid gave me stage 3 melanoma"

Also, Whenever someone seems to know about something there is no phathomable way they could know about, like some really lesser know inside joke, we will say syncronised in a high operatic voice "Hive-mind....." then do some weird hand gestures.

Whenever we make a bet on like "I can totally jump over that" or whatever, we'll be like "If you do this, I will sexually accost a small child."

Whenever we see a "Bro" we go up to him like "Hey brah, I heard you hit that!"

We often use frases like "Shananagins" "Expadition" Chronicals" and "Peregrination" When describing plans and/or stories.

There are many-a-joke about molesting children and killing and/or defiling babies.

Whenever any of us can't think of a specific word, it is imediately replaced with either "Tits" or "Penis" Example: "Remeber that time we went to the.....tits place?" or "Hey you guys wanna go see some....penises?"
it's often prttey funny, however I can't think of a good exsample of when it was...just trust me.

We use the word "Endearing" instead of "Srupid" like when someone says something rediculous, we'll be like "How endearing" in a way that sounds rather condesending....it's hilarious.


We call everyone "Broseph" even if there name isn't "Joseph"

We often say stuff like "Shut up ice head! if I was looking for bad advice I'd read the bible." Also we make alot of anti semetic, and drug related jokes.

We call all minorities "Jews" for some weird reason, like if we are making a racially stereotypical overveiw we'll be like "F*ckin' jews! allways eatin' up all of America's food, and ruinin' movies by yellin' at the screen! Mariage should be between a man and a woman!" stuff like that. Also yelling things to minorities like " Ya' hiemy basta'd, go back to mexico! Ya' dirty Kike! We don't need you dirtyin' up our chil'en with you're hipity-hop music!" It may seem really racist, but we come from all ethnical backgrounds, and it is all in fun.

We insist on ending all conversations with talk of rape or masterbation...like "Well, I gotta go untie those kids that I' got in m'a basement..." "Oh, that's cool, I was planning on rubbing one out to the 1989 olympic figureskating clips....ahh, that Brian Boy Tonno...."

Also lots of lesser know pop culture references, it's a little hard to explain.

We often end a statement with that hightening in vocal pitch you use to imply a question, like "I love carmel candies?"

I have this one friend that I sometimes have borderline gay moments with in public (As a joke) and afterwords we usually say something like "Ah, when will the world understand our love?"

We sometimes all grab each others wrists and yell "Triforce Activate!" and make a triforce style triangle between our forearms.

We also often yell "Morf into action!" and do some spin kicks, and like summersaults and such.

We prank each other like everyday, and not like little pranks like unscrewing the salt shaker, but like rounding up 5 middle schoolers and having them help us draw like 900 penises (Like in Superbad kinda) and stapling them all over their apartment while they are not there.

TD;RL: What are some weird or funny things you do when you are with your friends?
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#2
so basically you get all of your culture from Southpark?
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so basically you get all of your culture from Southpark?

I don't think they do any of that in southpark....except the "Jews" thing sort of, and the "Icehead" thing is a term for meth addicts, and we've been doing that since WAY before that episode of southpark about Dog the hall monitor.
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i dont have any friends so yeah...i dont do anything weird with them
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#6
why didnt you let this topic die with the Catchphrase thread..you posted the same thing there
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why didnt you let this topic die with the Catchphrase thread..you posted the same thing there

Actually I posted a SIMULAR thing there, and I started this thread because I noticed alot of people were posting manurisms, and not catch phrases.
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Actually I posted a SIMULAR thing there, and I started this thread because I noticed alot of people were posting manurisms, and not catch phrases.

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#14
I read the Thread Title as "Anyboy have funny or weird manurisms they erect around friends?"
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#16
We often go on quests to do random things like headbutt some kid or something
But we make it more exciting by hiding in the bushes where everyone can see us
then we yell CHARGE!! and all 4 of us run out and headbutt them at the same time
Upon completing our quest we yell BAIL!! and run as far away as we can then we use big words until we find another quest and we go back to using slang and purposely dropping the letters out of words "Oh tha's no' very noice, yoo shood be ashaymed of yahself" and stuff like that

we also have stupid dares for us that are always outrageous but are perfectly within reason if that makes sence so like we army roll down the steps infront of the year 9 centre (it's a 14 stair) and other things we do like pretend we're a famous band and play our air instruments like air guitar and stuff so we mime the songs and then we stage dive and stuff it's so funny

also in class we make songs for our "album" but we use our voices to do the sounds of our instruments good fun

i have heaps of stuff but i don't have time
#17
if you forget someone's name, you call them jason, if you know someone's name, you call them jason.

basically everyone is jason
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That's what that word was meant to mean! I couldn't figure it out! lol
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#19
I don't have any deliberate ones. But I accidentally take on my friends' mannerisms.

Like how I unconsciously put on an Asian accent when I'm angry. I get that from my Vietnamese friends.
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#20
Remember how someone apparently had their baby stolen by A dingo ages ago?

me and my friends always make fun of that, we'll say, "better hold on to that or a dingo will steal it, boish."

Ah... Had to be there.
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#22
Ummmm...My friend Dave and I just go around skating. Is that weird?

Yeah...thread is retarded.
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#23
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Well, do you have any funny or weird manurisms that you enact around your friends?
I'm kind of curious as to whether I'm the only person who does this kind of stuff.

For exsample(stolen straight from another thread I posted in):

Whenever we see a gal whom we consider sexually attractive, we replace all boner talk with cancer terms, like "Holysh*t, I have a fat tumor..." or if we see like a young fat kid bend over, in a molestery kind of way someone will say "I think that kid gave me stage 3 melanoma"

Also, Whenever someone seems to know about something there is no phathomable way they could know about, like some really lesser know inside joke, we will say syncronised in a high operatic voice "Hive-mind....." then do some weird hand gestures.

Whenever we make a bet on like "I can totally jump over that" or whatever, we'll be like "If you do this, I will sexually accost a small child."

Whenever we see a "Bro" we go up to him like "Hey brah, I heard you hit that!"

We often use frases like "Shananagins" "Expadition" Chronicals" and "Peregrination" When describing plans and/or stories.

There are many-a-joke about molesting children and killing and/or defiling babies.

Whenever any of us can't think of a specific word, it is imediately replaced with either "Tits" or "Penis" Example: "Remeber that time we went to the.....tits place?" or "Hey you guys wanna go see some....penises?"
it's often prttey funny, however I can't think of a good exsample of when it was...just trust me.

We use the word "Endearing" instead of "Srupid" like when someone says something rediculous, we'll be like "How endearing" in a way that sounds rather condesending....it's hilarious.


We call everyone "Broseph" even if there name isn't "Joseph"

We often say stuff like "Shut up ice head! if I was looking for bad advice I'd read the bible." Also we make alot of anti semetic, and drug related jokes.

We call all minorities "Jews" for some weird reason, like if we are making a racially stereotypical overveiw we'll be like "F*ckin' jews! allways eatin' up all of America's food, and ruinin' movies by yellin' at the screen! Mariage should be between a man and a woman!" stuff like that. Also yelling things to minorities like " Ya' hiemy basta'd, go back to mexico! Ya' dirty Kike! We don't need you dirtyin' up our chil'en with you're hipity-hop music!" It may seem really racist, but we come from all ethnical backgrounds, and it is all in fun.

We insist on ending all conversations with talk of rape or masterbation...like "Well, I gotta go untie those kids that I' got in m'a basement..." "Oh, that's cool, I was planning on rubbing one out to the 1989 olympic figureskating clips....ahh, that Brian Boy Tonno...."

Also lots of lesser know pop culture references, it's a little hard to explain.

We often end a statement with that hightening in vocal pitch you use to imply a question, like "I love carmel candies?"

I have this one friend that I sometimes have borderline gay moments with in public (As a joke) and afterwords we usually say something like "Ah, when will the world understand our love?"

We sometimes all grab each others wrists and yell "Triforce Activate!" and make a triforce style triangle between our forearms.

We also often yell "Morf into action!" and do some spin kicks, and like summersaults and such.

We prank each other like everyday, and not like little pranks like unscrewing the salt shaker, but like rounding up 5 middle schoolers and having them help us draw like 900 penises (Like in Superbad kinda) and stapling them all over their apartment while they are not there.

TD;RL: What are some weird or funny things you do when you are with your friends?

Fail?

Yes I have alot of these sort of things I say with friends, but none that would seem even remotely funny over the internet.
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My god you and your friends are gay, sexual frustration must kill you all.
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Internet stuff mainly,no one gets it though...
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#31
We will just randomly start singing that one song In the Fire by King Diamond.

For example, my friend was shoveling dog crap in his yard and throwing it into the neighbors yard, and he was like, "in the tree, in the bushes, in the grass." and my other friend without missing a beat was like, "IN THE FIRE!!!"
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Stupid squad talk, i.e: "Alpha, Charlie, and Omega, move to position one, give Andrews sniper cover, over" "Get up, get in, get out, CARPET BOMB"
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#33
I think this stuff is hilarious, I don't why everyone is being so hateful about it.

My friends and I have some similar mannerisms, but I'm too lazy to remember them all and type them up.
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Fail?

Yes I have alot of these sort of things I say with friends, but none that would seem even remotely funny over the internet.

EXACTLY
I can see how that all may be hillarious, but reading it online when i don't even know you or your friends, it's not funny.
It's exactly like an inside joke really, if you don't know what they're talking about, it just sounds really stupid.

Sorry, TS. Could've worked, but it didn't.