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#1
I searchbar'd and didn't come up with anything (if this has been done before, let me know). What are some of the stupidest, meanest, etc. things your exes have done or said to you after you two broke up?

For me it would have to be her bitching at me for sending her parents a thank you note for a Christmas present they gave me when we were still together.

How about you guys (or girls)?
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#2
She liked me. She was a fiend in every single way.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#3
"I think we need to break up."

BITCH GOT BEATEN HARD.



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#4
She said to me: No please I want you back!

I just laughed..
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#5
It didn't happen to me but one of my best friends, anyway basically she lied to him about having cancer and had her mom and friend say the same thing. She was an attention *****
#7
My ex told me that the guy she dumped me for, she liked him because he reminded her so much of me.

If ever there were a f-ing knife in my heart.

Oh, also, she let me know that we were never really engaged.
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#8
Quote by SynGates14
It didn't happen to me but one of my best friends, anyway basically she lied to him about having cancer and had her mom and friend say the same thing. She was an attention *****

That's horrible that she did that to him, but wow, that's just pathetic.

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My ex told me that the guy she dumped me for, she liked him because he reminded her so much of me.

If ever there were a f-ing knife in my heart.

Oh, also, she let me know that we were never really engaged.

Dude, I feel so sorry for you on so many levels
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#10
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That's horrible that she did that to him, but wow, that's just pathetic.

Yeah and she started talking to him a few weeks back and wants to still be friends. He's just like " F*ck you, you lied to me about having cancer".
#11
Quote by SynGates14
Yeah and she started talking to him a few weeks back and wants to still be friends. He's just like " F*ck you, you lied to me about having cancer".

I'd say he definitely did the right thing.
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#12
Quote by ASITHOS
That's horrible that she did that to him, but wow, that's just pathetic.


Dude, I feel so sorry for you on so many levels


Meh, you really shouldn't. It happened, it's over. That doesn't mean it's not still pretty sweet being me sometimes.
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#13
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I'd say he definitely did the right thing.

Yeah me too
#17
she left me for a tranny because the thought of being in a 'normal' relationship scared the crap out of her.

it wasn't the loss of her that bothered me, it's just quite insulting when something which questions its gender is chosen over you. obviously its cool to weigh 6 stone, have dyke hair, wear makeup, wear girls clothes and be covered in ****ty band tattoos. woe is me.
#18
Top this.

I was onlyv going out with her for 2-3 weeks or so.

but her birthday was really soon so ibought this 90$ necklace. ( ive spent over 300 dollars on her already)

my friend and i planned a party for her. people were drinking and smoking....

i mixed drinks >.<
we left the party with everyone and went to burger. i threw up like a beast

then we went to the train station,

little did i know, my switchblade wasnt on safety and it opened in my pocket

she broke up with me
broke the necklace
my leg got stabbed deep
and she didnt give a ****

i go to the hospital with my parents.
after a body analysis i figure outt heres a dangerous tumor in my chest.

i got it removed the next week though but ****. one fo the worst days of my life.
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#20
When we weren't together but still liked each other, she had the nerve to say "I'm better than you" and while I don't care she actually said it, it's the most immature and stupidest thing that I wouldn't have expected from her.
#21
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*things*.


Dude, that sucks =\ but at least you did have to go to hospital so you could get checked out cus otherwise you might have been dead by now.
#23
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.....you dumped that bitch
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#24
My ex verbally bashed me for no good reason... called me terrible names in front of my friends. he was a jackass. then he dumped me for one of my best friends. Needless to say she ain't my friend no more.
What you cannot escape, you must fight; what you cannot fight, you must endure.
#25
Quote by Creamcheeze
My ex verbally bashed me for no good reason... called me terrible names in front of my friends. he was a jackass. then he dumped me for one of my best friends. Needless to say she ain't my friend no more.


Aww.
The good times are killing me.


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#26
At a party my ex tried embarrassing me by saying "he has a small penis", I then proceed to whip it out and bang it on a table. Funny, after that people were joking on her all night and I met a cool chick there.
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#27
Quote by JLT73
At a party my ex tried embarrassing me by saying "he has a small penis", I then proceed to whip it out and bang it on a table. Funny, after that people were joking on her all night and I met a cool chick there.


This is epic.
#28
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
She liked me. She was a fiend in every single way.

This, exactly this.
This hurts more than anything else in the entire world.
Well, that and seeing her hand in hand with another guy, being all happy and smiley. You stand there and think "She was mine once, and I think I might still like her. And now this fucking jerk now belongs to her."

Or was that just my experience of an awful breakup?
I hope it doesn't seem, like I'm young, foolish, and green.
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#29
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At a party my ex tried embarrassing me by saying "he has a small penis", I then proceed to whip it out and bang it on a table. Funny, after that people were joking on her all night and I met a cool chick there.

WIN
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#30
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This is epic.


the great part is we used to video tape all of our parties, and we got this on video. haha!

the look on her face after I banged it on the table was like ooooooh ****...
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#31
Quote by Nafon
Top this.

Never been in a relationship

Every time I try to go for someone, something is in the way and nothing ever happens. It's so complete bull****.

This.

It sucks really.
#32
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"your penis is too large"




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Figure in black that points at me...


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#34
she said i wasnt fun anymore, and after months of talking of marriage and kids and stuff, she tells me that she never loved me to begin with. i had to play the best friend card for two years, two ****ing years waiting my turn. then she throws it all away with "i never loved you anyway". the stupidest thing is, i still love her now, just as much as i did when we were together.


i feel like such a ****.
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#35
Quote by Nafon
Top this.

Never been in a relationship

Every time I try to go for someone, something is in the way and nothing ever happens. It's so complete bullshit.

Don't worry, I'm sure you can wait to feel the experience of heartbreak.
It's not very nice, at all.
I hope it doesn't seem, like I'm young, foolish, and green.
Let me in for a minute, you're not my life but I want you in it


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#36
Quote by BlackLuster
Don't worry, I'm sure you can wait to feel the experience of heartbreak.
It's not very nice, at all.

I'd rather have it now than wallow in **** never knowing what it's like. My heart is already broken in a million pieces, every single time it just gets stepped on. No big deal.
#37
'I hope you die.'

(He dumped me.)
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#38
^^ That's probably the harshest thing I have ever heard. What did you do?
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#39
Quote by JLT73
At a party my ex tried embarrassing me by saying "he has a small penis", I then proceed to whip it out and bang it on a table. Funny, after that people were joking on her all night and I met a cool chick there.


No one can top this. I have so many visions in my head of some random UG'er banging his wang on a table and I'm not at all disgusted. I just feel proud.
#40
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^^ That's probably the harshest thing I have ever heard. What did you do?


Nothing, I laughed. He was a complete asshole and I'd already found someone else. He blocked me after saying that (it was on msn) and we haven't spoken since. After he wrote it I tried to write 'duh duh DUUUHHHH' after it for effect but he blocked me too quickly. Ah well
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
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