#1
so today, i was sitting down in the cafeteria in my small hick school of like 300 kids, and my friend told me about a shoot out that was going on. I guess there was this 85 year old man and he went crazy and killed 2 people, one of whom was 15 years old, and he injured 3 more. This all is still going on, and where the kid was shot is only like 15 minutes from my house. It's pretty crazy because nothing like this ever happens in my town. It's a quite little ass farm town.

Oh yeah feel free to comment or tell stories of crazy **** that happened in your town.
#2
What's was ass farm?
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I would like one of these ass farms, please!
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#7
an ass farm is where they REAR asses


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#8
I told you fuckers to stay off mah lawn!!!!!!
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#10
Man, it makes me cringe everytime I hear of school shootings. My Gf goes to a H.s. of just 400 kids and I'm paranoid some psycho kids will pop his top and bring a gun. I would really consider metal detectors in the school. I'm even scared at my college.
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#12
I live in Craigavon, Northern Ireland. If you watch the news i don't think i need to explain any of the stories from my town.
#13
that's horrible
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+1
You have an ass farm in your town?

Actually I have one right next door to me. I was going to post the link to them but then thought nawww. Wouldn't be prudent.
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#19
See, now its psycho's like this that make government control neccessary.
Absolutley NO ONE

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ALLOWED

TO

CARRY

on past age 60.

THEY'RE DANGEROUS!
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See, now its psycho's like this that make government control neccessary.
Absolutley NO ONE

SHOULD

BE

ALLOWED

TO

CARRY

on past age 60.

THEY'RE DANGEROUS!

I'm not 60 yet and I'm dangerous.
Come and get me!!!
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Absolutley NO ONE

SHOULD

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TO

CARRY

on past age 60.

THEY'RE DANGEROUS!


Isn't a majority of all shootings from young men?
#22
i just found out that the guy is 85 years old and killed the kid because he thought he beat in his mailbox. the rest of the victims were family members. he is still at large with the area swat looking for him.
#23
There was a "shootout" of sorts outside my house. I think it started from a dispute after a traffic accident (I live on the corner of two pretty big streets), because we heard a big crash, then gunshots, then someone peeling out/driving away really fast. We found the bullet casings outside the next day. Kind of weird but since it happened really late at night, I guess they were drunk, doped up, and/or crazy.

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