#1
Hey everyone.
I'm in desperate need of someone to translate a rather simple little text into german.

Would you please do so for me?

It's approximately 280 words.
#2
Today's your lucky day...I just happen to be German. I honestly think you should try it for yourself and ask for help on the sentences you have problems with most.
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#3
I hear Babelfish is awesome at this kind of stuff. =D
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#4
What is the sentence?

I write songs.
YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THEM
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#6
Quote by CoreysMonster
I'm german, but there's no way I'm doing your homework for you. at least try, lazy turd.


Whatever happened to germans always being nice to everyone? It's sad to see stereotypes not coming true.
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#7
Quote by Kensai
Whatever happened to germans always being nice to everyone? It's sad to see stereotypes not coming true.


RUHE! STILLGESTANDEN! ABTRETEN!
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#8
Ah, all of you so far. Thank you very much.

Generally I am trying to do this by myself, but because I've been sick for a time I had completely forgotten that I had this assignment.

Oh well, here goes.

"3
Hello.

We both know that you might not remember us, but we still do want to thank you once again for your uttermost hospitality when you offered both of us a free night at your wonderful establishment, and a wonderfully tasteful free breakfast. We were, and still are, extremely grateful for your kindness.
Much love;
Adrian and Dennis.

Adresse: Frau Beate Rüsenberg
Jugendherberge Walldürn
Auf der Heide 37
74731 Walldürn

4
When the first youth hostels were created, the youths were supposed to keep the clean as much as possible by themselves. This to make the costs as low as possible.
Nowadays, these youth hostels are actually earning quite a lot of money.

5b
Yes, it’s true that many youths nowadays tend to spend their time in front of their computer, or just sitting on their room. But that’s not the case for everyone. More and more youths are increasing their horizon by either traveling more than the previous generation did, or just keeping in activity.
Personally I believe every generation has looked at the next, and accused them for being dorks. And yes, it’s true that people nowadays spend more time in front of the computer than people did before. But I believe that is mainly because nowadays people actually can be in front of the computer as opposed to the generations before them when the internet, and computers, weren’t something available for “everyone”.

I do believe this has made the society more contrasted, though. Because now we have the kids who are working a lot, and staying out living like their superiors want them to live, and you’ve got the youths who’re just sitting pale doing nothing.
But I do refuse to believe that is a new phenomenon, because lazy people have always existed.
"

Number three would be awesome if it could be formed into something resembling a letter.

And, just to add to this... It doesn't have to be very high level of german.. Just as long as it's grammatically correct, it'd be awesome.
#12
Quote by Bardock
Ah, all of you so far. Thank you very much.

Generally I am trying to do this by myself, but because I've been sick for a time I had completely forgotten that I had this assignment.

Oh well, here goes.

"3
Hello.

We both know that you might not remember us, but we still do want to thank you once again for your uttermost hospitality when you offered both of us a free night at your wonderful establishment, and a wonderfully tasteful free breakfast. We were, and still are, extremely grateful for your kindness.
Much love;
Adrian and Dennis.


Hallo.

Wir wissen beide dass Sie sie vielleicht nicht an uns erinnern, doch für die rektale Erfreuung, die wir an einem Freien Abend in Ihrem Establishment genießen durften möchten wir Ihnen danken, die Ergüsse haben sehr gut geschmeckt. Wir waren und sind immer noch extrem begierig auf eine Wiederholung dessen.
In Liebe,
Adrian und Dennis.


alright, first paragraph.

the other guy can take the next one.
#13
Quote by CoreysMonster
Hallo.

Wir wissen beide dass Sie sie vielleicht nicht an uns erinnern, doch für die rektale Erfreuung, die wir an einem Freien Abend in Ihrem Establishment genießen durften möchten wir Ihnen danken, die Ergüsse haben sehr gut geschmeckt. Wir waren und sind immer noch extrem begierig auf eine Wiederholung dessen.
In Liebe,
Adrian und Dennis.


alright, first paragraph.

the other guy can take the next one.

Thank you so much so far ^_^

May ninjas escort you on your path to paradise!
#14
so well i am german and it would be possible to translate your text in
german, so if you still need a translation please tell me and i will
try it.
jake
#15
Quote by powkasto
so well i am german and it would be possible to translate your text in
german, so if you still need a translation please tell me and i will
try it.
jake

Yes, it would be awesome if you would be that kind ^_^
#16
4
When the first youth hostels were created, the youths were supposed to keep the clean as much as possible by themselves. This to make the costs as low as possible.
Nowadays, these youth hostels are actually earning quite a lot of money.

Als die ersten Jugendherbergen gegründet/geschaffen wurden, sollten die Jugendlichen diese so gut wie möglich alleine sauber halten. Dies diente dazu die Kosten so niedrig wie möglich zu halten. Heutzutage verdienen diese Jugendherbergen sogar ziemlich viel Geld.
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Last edited by HuckIt at Mar 18, 2009,
#17
i am not very sure about some words, which Coreysmonster translated
and i think that he is making a bit fun of you beause of some "false" (as i said i am not sure) words. but it really sounds weird in german xD
#18
Quote by powkasto
i am not very sure about some words, which Coreysmonster translated
and i think that he is making a bit fun of you beause of some "false" (as i said i am not sure) words. but it really sounds weird in german xD


yea he translated it into an anal fest..."rektal"
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#19
Quote by powkasto
i am not very sure about some words, which Coreysmonster translated
and i think that he is making a bit fun of you beause of some "false" (as i said i am not sure) words. but it really sounds weird in german xD


there are no false words, you CAN say "Establishment" in german, for instance. I guarantee that everything is 100% correct.

EDIT: ^ the fuck? no I didn't
#20
Quote by powkasto
i am not very sure about some words, which Coreysmonster translated
and i think that he is making a bit fun of you beause of some "false" (as i said i am not sure) words. but it really sounds weird in german xD

Oh well... If that's the truth, may a bunch of ninjas exclude him from paradise! ^_^'

Would you be so kind to help me instead?


EDIT: Wah... I'm so lost.. I'm not sure whether to worship or insult >__<
Last edited by Bardock at Mar 18, 2009,
#21
Google translate is your best friend here.
DeVillains!
#23
Quote by Bardock
Oh well... If that's the truth, may a bunch of ninjas exclude him from paradise! ^_^'

Would you be so kind to help me instead?


EDIT: Wah... I'm so lost.. I'm not sure whether to worship or insult >__<


yes of course you could post the whole text and i will try to work it out correctly xD

so it won't sound like an anal fest or like this^^
#25
Quote by Deliriumbassist
It really isn't. There's too many rules in German that many, if not all free online translators don't take into account.

So true...
It's awesome the way some parts of the translation turns out ^_^

EDIT: I have posted the whole thing ^_^
But sure, I can post it again ^_^
Last edited by Bardock at Mar 18, 2009,
#26
Quote by CoreysMonster
google translate really WILL turn your text into an anal fest.


In fact, it actively goes out of it's way to do so. Then we can make a film abotu how it's a grumpy old online translator, but a series of events causes it to turn it's binary switch for compassion from 0 to 1, and becomes better program for it.
#27
5b
Yes, it’s true that many youths nowadays tend to spend their time in front of their computer, or just sitting on their room. But that’s not the case for everyone. More and more youths are increasing their horizon by either traveling more than the previous generation did, or just keeping in activity.
Personally I believe every generation has looked at the next, and accused them for being dorks. And yes, it’s true that people nowadays spend more time in front of the computer than people did before. But I believe that is mainly because nowadays people actually can be in front of the computer as opposed to the generations before them when the internet, and computers, weren’t something available for “everyone”.

I do believe this has made the society more contrasted, though. Because now we have the kids who are working a lot, and staying out living like their superiors want them to live, and you’ve got the youths who’re just sitting pale doing nothing.
But I do refuse to believe that is a new phenomenon, because lazy people have always existed.
4
When the first youth hostels were created, the youths were supposed to keep them clean as much as possible by themselves. This to make the costs as low as possible.
Nowadays, these youth hostels are actually earning quite a lot of money.
3
Hello.

We both know that you might not remember us, but we still do want to thank you once again for your uttermost hospitality when you offered both of us a free night at your wonderful establishment, and a wonderfully tasteful free breakfast. We were, and still are, extremely grateful for your kindness.
Much love;
Adrian and Dennis.

Adresse: Frau Beate Rüsenberg
Jugendherberge Walldürn
Auf der Heide 37
74731 Walldürn


Waaa! It messed up the order, but that's not so important ^_^
Last edited by Bardock at Mar 18, 2009,
#28
Quote by Deliriumbassist
In fact, it actively goes out of it's way to do so. Then we can make a film abotu how it's a grumpy old online translator, but a series of events causes it to turn it's binary switch for compassion from 0 to 1, and becomes better program for it.


and we'll make it in 3D with little to no dialogue, where his heart is enchanted by a hot female program, and they'll talk in weird metallic voices!

GOOOOO-GEEEEEEEL

WIIIIIKI!
#30
Quote by Bardock



EDIT: Wah... I'm so lost.. I'm not sure whether to worship or insult >__<


Maybe instead of trying to figure this out you could just do your homework yourself?
#31
Quote by CoreysMonster
and we'll make it in 3D with little to no dialogue, where his heart is enchanted by a hot female program, and they'll talk in weird metallic voices!

GOOOOO-GEEEEEEEL

WIIIIIKI!


We must make this quickly, before we get Pixar all over our asses. And last time Pixar got all over my ass, they had a big blue monster that sounded suspiciously like the live action fred flinstone with them.
#32
Quote by Deliriumbassist
We must make this quickly, before we get Pixar all over our asses. And last time Pixar got all over my ass, they had a big blue monster that sounded suspiciously like the live action fred flinstone with them.


Steve Jobs threatened to eat my children

FROM MY GIRLFRIEND'S WOMB

BEFORE SHE WAS EVER PREGNANT!

Steve Jobs is evil
#33
Oo.. that'd be sad...

It'd be awesome if the muppets did it, though.
#34
We both know that you might not remember us, but we still do want to thank you once again for your uttermost hospitality when you offered both of us a free night at your wonderful establishment, and a wonderfully tasteful free breakfast. We were, and still are, extremely grateful for your kindness.
Much love;
Adrian and Dennis.

Adresse: Frau Beate Rüsenberg
Jugendherberge Walldürn
Auf der Heide 37
74731 Walldürn

4
When the first youth hostels were created, the youths were supposed to keep the clean as much as possible by themselves. This to make the costs as low as possible.
Nowadays, these youth hostels are actually earning quite a lot of money.

5b
Yes, it’s true that many youths nowadays tend to spend their time in front of their computer, or just sitting on their room. But that’s not the case for everyone. More and more youths are increasing their horizon by either traveling more than the previous generation did, or just keeping in activity.
Personally I believe every generation has looked at the next, and accused them for being dorks. And yes, it’s true that people nowadays spend more time in front of the computer than people did before. But I believe that is mainly because nowadays people actually can be in front of the computer as opposed to the generations before them when the internet, and computers, weren’t something available for “everyone”.

I do believe this has made the society more contrasted, though. Because now we have the kids who are working a lot, and staying out living like their superiors want them to live, and you’ve got the youths who’re just sitting pale doing nothing.
But I do refuse to believe that is a new phenomenon, because lazy people have always existed.


So, here it is :

Wir beide wissen, dass sie sich vielleicht nicht an uns erinnern, dennoch wollen wir ihnen wieder einmal für ihre wundervolle Gastfreundschaft danken, als sie uns beiden eine freie Übernachtung und ein gutes Frühstück in ihrem Betrieb gewährten. Wir waren, und sind immer noch, extrem dankbar für ihre Höflichkeit. Mit Liebe : Adrian und Dennis

Adresse: Frau Beate Rüsenberg
Jugendherberge Walldürn
Auf der Heide 37
74731 Walldürn

Als die ersten Herbergen entstanden, waren noch die jungen Leute für die Sauberkeit des Raumes verantwortlich, um die Kosten möglichst gering zu halten. Heutzutage haben besagte Herbergen ziemlich viel Geld.

Ja, es stimmt, dass heutzutage viele junge Leute ihre zeit vor dem Computer verbringen oder nur in ihrem Zimmer sitzen. Aber dies trifft nicht für jeden zu. Mehr und mehr dieser Jungen erweitern ihren Horizont durch entweder reisen oder einfach aktiv bleiben. Persönlich glaube ich, jede Generation schaut auf die Nächste und beschuldigt sie, „Blödmänner“ zu sei. Und ja, es stimmt, dass die Leute heutzutage mehr Zeit vor dem PC verbringen als früher. Aber ich glaube, es liegt hauptsächlich daran, dass die Leute damals einfach nicht viel Zugang zu Computern, Internet oder ähnlichem hatten.

Ich glaube, dass die die Gesellschaft polarisierte. Weil jetzt haben wir die Kinder, welche viel arbeiten und bleiben, wie sie es von ihrem Vorgesetzten vorgeschrieben wird, und dann haben wir noch die Kinder, die nur herumsitzen und nichts tun. Aber ich weigere mich zu glauben, dies sei ein neues Phänomen, weil faule Leute gab es schon immer.
#35
Wee! Thank you so extremely much!

May a whole bunch of ninjas and pirates help you through with all their might!