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#1
I need ideas, also need help with the ones I already have.

What I've got so far:
1. Put Jello in the toilet (I need to decide what flavor and how much I'll need.)
2. Change all the song info in my friends iTunes to one song (I need some ideas for what to change it all too.)
3. Baking soda in the ketchup bottle ( The pressure will build up, it'll explode when someone opens it.)
That's all I've got so far.
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Wait 5 hours
Be accused by the promoter of being late
Get told we have only a 10 minute set
Play pure noise for 10 minutes

Worst and most amusing gig of my life.

Anyone else had this kind of **** happen?!

Dimebag had a worse gig.
#2
Quote by username94
I need ideas, also need help with the ones I already have.

What I've got so far:
1. Put Jello in the toilet (I need to decide what flavor and how much I'll need.)
2. Change all the song info in my friends iTunes to one song (I need some ideas for what to change it all too.)
3. Baking soda in the ketchup bottle ( The pressure will build up, it'll explode when someone opens it.)
That's all I've got so far.

Rubber band the hose nozzle on the sink.
#4
Will it not mess up the plumbing for the first one?

number 3 is just down right dangerous...That's like walking up to somebody, poking them in the eye, and telling them "April Fools!"

Then they hit you in the face. Good going. You just got me punched in the face.
#5
1 Change all song titles to: "I CUM BLOOD"

2 Put "lol wut" sticker everywhere.


That's all I've got so far.
#6
put nair in someones shampoo bottle. it might take a little while to see the results, but definatly worth it haha.
#8
get pants and shoes and put them at all the stalls in the bathrooms where you go to school/work so that it looks like someones in there. lock the doors and crawl out underneath.
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#10
put saran wrap on the toilet.
98% of people have read that stupid 98% teens and alcohol sig, put this in your sig if you like getting hammered.

Thats it.
#11
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Hand out donuts stuffed with viagra.


at an old folks home! hey, couldn't this kill someone?
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#13
+ Get someone drunk, and kick them in the ass
+ Wait 'til they're unconscious
+ Strip them below the waist
+ Leave a used condom next to them

They wake up with a sore ass, and used condom beside them and no memory or what happened. The perfect crime... MUAH-HAHAHAHAHA *Cough* *Falls over* *Dies*


Alternatively, you could not do that. That's more advisable really...

Super glue on door handles?
Changing clocks to mess with people's heads?
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#14
Invite all your friends to a party and then end your life. That'll show em who's the April Fool.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#17
whip it out.
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#18
unplug keyboard/mouse, leave them where they are.
Plug in another mouse/keyboard.


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#19
Quote by TheWickerMan666
+ Get someone drunk, and kick them in the ass
+ Wait 'til they're unconscious
+ Strip them below the waist
+ Leave a used condom next to them

They wake up with a sore ass, and used condom beside them and no memory or what happened. The perfect crime... MUAH-HAHAHAHAHA *Cough* *Falls over* *Dies*


Alternatively, you could not do that. That's more advisable really...

Super glue on door handles?
Changing clocks to mess with people's heads?


not as good as the wait til someone's unconscious, then spit in an unrolled condom, and poke it halfway up their bum.
I dont remember who said that, but it was classic and i had it sigged for a while
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#20
I want to reenact a pokemon battle with someone. For instance, I'll dress up like Red and he'll dress up like Blue. Then we back up a few feet and I turn my hat backwards. Throw one of those little Pokeballs I still have from when Burger King gave them out, and then have my friend dressed as Ratata run out from somewhere. Then "Blue" will send out someone dressed as a Nidoran. Then we just battle it out from there. Yeah, it'll be pretty epic.
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#21
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Teabag your entire family and take photos. Then post them on the internet.

The only one that properly made me laugh lol

And why does it matter what flavour you put in the toilet!? Please tell me you're not gonna eat it when you're finished!
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I'm dissapointed by the lack of penis.

If anyone sigs that, i'll fucking kill them.
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#22
put Hair Removal Cream Inside Someones Shampoo Or Conditioner...always Works Well
#23
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Hand out donuts stuffed with viagra.


I read that as vagina haha

TS how bout going to guitar center breaking a guitar over a guys head who is selling a line 6 and then say Aprils Fool??? or if you live in a rural area like me you could plant something on the football field we are doing half it tobacco and the other half corn
#24
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Hand out donuts stuffed with viagra.

Alright I need some viagra. This is the greatest idea ever.
#25
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i'm taking two midterms...

Oh **** that school got you so good!
Keeping it real since '92
#26
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Oh **** that school got you so good!


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#27
take 3 wild chickens/pigs, label them 1,2 and 4, so they're always looking for number 3
#28
take dead fish and put them in the vents in the morning b4 school.... thats one SMELLY ASS school...

or if ur school has a big staircase in the entrance buy a million little bouncy balls and drop them down the stairs. theres a youtbue video for it.
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#30
I'm planning to infest my coworkers' room with Hoff pictures. Ie:
-Stickers everywhere
-One pic in the middle of a pile of post-its
-Gonna try to make their wallpapers and home pages of Hoff
-Pictures on their phones and mouse pads, under coffee cups etc

If anybody has some more ideas hit me with em. Hopefully it'll be epic.
#31
Burn down someone's house and then say April Fools! It'll be hilarious.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#32
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I want to reenact a pokemon battle with someone. For instance, I'll dress up like Red and he'll dress up like Blue. Then we back up a few feet and I turn my hat backwards. Throw one of those little Pokeballs I still have from when Burger King gave them out, and then have my friend dressed as Ratata run out from somewhere. Then "Blue" will send out someone dressed as a Nidoran. Then we just battle it out from there. Yeah, it'll be pretty epic.

Picturing a full grown man running out dressed as a Ratata just made my day
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Quote by LegsOnEarth
Wait 5 hours
Be accused by the promoter of being late
Get told we have only a 10 minute set
Play pure noise for 10 minutes

Worst and most amusing gig of my life.

Anyone else had this kind of **** happen?!

Dimebag had a worse gig.
#33
Quote by PhillyHendrix
I want to reenact a pokemon battle with someone. For instance, I'll dress up like Red and he'll dress up like Blue. Then we back up a few feet and I turn my hat backwards. Throw one of those little Pokeballs I still have from when Burger King gave them out, and then have my friend dressed as Ratata run out from somewhere. Then "Blue" will send out someone dressed as a Nidoran. Then we just battle it out from there. Yeah, it'll be pretty epic.

You still have yours!?!?!? I only have the gold thing from inside.....
How come they never made actual pokeballs? I'm gonna go buy some foam balls and paint them like one. SO i can throw them at people....

I'm gonna dress up like ash and capture my whole english class!!!!!!! That'l be great! And when they want out, I'll release them from my PC so they will vanish out of thin air!
#34
make cannabutter ( butter with weed ) and cook brownies with it.
april fool's day, put a table up in front of the school and put a note saying FREE BROWNIES FOR APRIL FOOL'S DAY
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#35
Last year we saran wrapped EVERYTHING in my friends room. His door, his computer his bed (Box spring to the frame, Mattress to Boxspring, Blanket to Mattress, then all the sheets, pillow cases and pillows wrapped individually, then to each other). We wrapped everything seperatley he had on his desk/surfaces, wrapped coins individually, then stacked them on top of each other and wrapped those. Rolled a shopping cart into his room, covered it in Saran wrap after throwing all the stuff we didn't have to wrap. Then covered it in pornography.

We also created a facebook event that declared the school was giving away free ice-cream that day at our store, sooo 300 people signed up for it. The Head honcho of the school threatened legal action and we were forced to take it down. But just for lulz (since they didn't know who was involved) I went in anyway and asked. The poor clerk just said "No, that was a prank by some one. We've had someone in here every 5 minutes asking for free ice cream, but I don't care- its funny as hell." I politely said that it certainly was a good prank and that it sucks theres no ice cream.

Lol, we almost got sued!
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#36
Don't do anything just make pointed references to make people nervous.
#37
-Leave shi- ehem, "gifts" in the cistern of your toilet
-If you have a public computer, take a screenshot of the desktop. Save it as the wallpaper. Then delete all the icons you can off the desktop.
-Construct a mini in someones house overnight. A couple of students did this at my old school. It was awesome.
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#38
Quote by Daire
On your toilet, if you lift the lid to the back, (the tank where all the water is), you'll see a little hose where water pours out of and fills the tank after each flush.

Take that hose, and then aim it outwards, then put the lid back on, so that the hose is aiming OUTSIDE the tank, and the lid of the tank is holding that hose in place.

The way the tank works is when you flush, all that water goes to the bowl, and that hose fills up the tank for the next flush. Theres a device in there that floats, and once it hits a certain hight, it knows to shut the water off.

Well, if the hose is aimed outside, once you flush, water will shoot out of the hose all over whoever just did the flushing, and since the water isnt entering the tank, the floater isnt rising, so the only way to turn the water off is actually reach behind the toilet and shut it off.

Therefor, the water will continue to shoot at the person until they A.) Figure out what's going on and B.) realize how to stop it.
Oh my god...
#39
3 of my friends, my teacher, a retired cop who is also a teacher at my school, and I are planning on pranking our 1st period class with a fake suicide scene.. or whatever you may call it.

3 of us are witnesses... my teacher (of course with her approval) is going to "call 911" and one of us is going to be the dead person..

That retired cop is going to be.. a cop!

OR

if that fails, we're just going to figure out something else before the period is over... >_>
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#40
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3 of my friends, my teacher, a retired cop who is also a teacher at my school, and I are planning on pranking our 1st period class with a fake suicide scene.. or whatever you may call it.

3 of us are witnesses... my teacher (of course with her approval) is going to "call 911" and one of us is going to be the dead person..

That retired cop is going to be.. a cop!

OR

if that fails, we're just going to figure out something else before the period is over... >_>


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